|24. A portrayal of your life: ten years old, learn to take a bath by yourself-pig Ziqing; twenty-year-old, brilliant person-pig shimao; thirty years old, find a job-pig Liye; I have hired a servant at the age of forty-pig, and I learned to play basketball at the age of fifty-pig!
25. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you ." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future ?" The boy said, "Of course we can. We are not one or two years old !"
26. I talked to my friends about you just now. Do you know? I had a quarrel with them and almost started to fight, because some of them said you were like a monkey, and some said you were like an orangutan. It was too much! You are not a pig!
27. One day, I told you that you are a pig. You said: I am a pig. So I started calling you pig. One day, you could not help but announce in front of everyone that I am not a pig!
28. Three most popular words during the war in Iraq: Peace peace and war. if you find found and read these three English words three times, you will unveil a major historical mystery. (I put the fart )...
Meeting in love,
30. There are two words that I have always wanted to say to you. I have the courage to mention today: first, I love you, and I like you very much. Second, never take the first sentence seriously.
31. Psychological testing:
I think my IQ is high.
I feel very humorous.
I think I'm quite attractive.
I think I'm pretty handsome.
32. I see vicissitudes of life in your eyebrows, confidence in your eyes, time on your forehead, and leek on your lips. Brush your teeth!
33. You know a few of the words above, such as pushi, Zookeeper, and zookeeper, did you find that you have nothing but to eat shit?
34. Two cows are grazing. One of them said, "We will not be infected with crazy ox recently ?" The other side said, "No, we are kangaroo ." Crazy!
35. I have been an unknown knight in the rivers and lakes, until one day I met you, the most mysterious one, and even named you. From then on, I also have a well-known name: zhipiao!
36. Marriage: the family's poor are ugly.
Elementary School Culture rural hukou
Three sinks, one acre
All year round
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend.
The road to revolution
37. DOCTOR: "Why can't I find my pen? I want to prescribe a prescription for you. "The patient whispered," Doctor, didn't you put it in my arm ?"
38. I want to make the sun warm you, decorate you with starlight, indulge you with wine, satisfy you with beautiful food, shine you with fireworks, and drown you with happiness, but I have never been a god for a long time. I can only use text messages to bless you: happy every day!
39. If all the pigs in the world are dead? (Playing a song) Answer: At least you
Sat in the previous Qing dynasty,
Beiyang Army carried a gun,
The city of Wuchang has been deserted,
The Northern Expedition helped,
Peripheral injuries in Nanchang,
The long march has crossed the wall,
The enemy and the enemy leeching the goat,
Who else can be better than me?
The warlord called Wang,
Fight pingjin and cross the house,
Crossing the Yangtze River and drinking soup,
Yalu river fed wolf,
Shelling the Golden Gate,
Self-defense fight back and scold Niang,
Reform and opening up have swept the Internet,
Who else can beat me?
42. A student "Where did you get my shirt ?" The people in the same room "sent the laundry room" "My God, I recorded all the points in the history lesson at the cuff ."
43. A mental illness is lying in bed singing, singing and singing, turning over and continuing to sing. The doctor asked him: Do you sing when you sing? What are you doing? A mental illness said: A fool, but naturally, B's face after a song!
You can't guess,
You cannot understand,
Take a closer look!
Still unable to see?
Do you understand pinyin?
Do you have to be stupid?
Check your phone!
45. FATHER: "Why are you so stupid? It's really a pig! Cough! Do you know what a pig is ?" Son: "Yes, it's the son of a pig ."
46. GIRL: I always think that you have the same personality as when I was a child. Love LANG: yes, we are really interested. Girl: When I was a child, I liked to lie. Love LANG :...
47. A drunk man accidentally fell down from the third floor, attracting onlookers. A Pol. Ice came over: What happened? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.
48. When a man is about to jump off the building, his wife shouted, "Don't be impulsive. We have a long way to go! After hearing this, the man jumped down. Pol. Ice said: You shouldn't have threatened him like this!