9 jokes and 9 life principles

9 jokes and 9 life principles
1. Architect
A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake.
"It's just nonsense. 1 The architect replied," let me take a look ."
When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train.
The architect just went to bed, and the lady's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "What are you doing in my wife's bed ?"
The architect replied, "I said I was waiting for a train. Do you believe it ?"
[Epiphany]
Some words are true, but they seem to be false. Some words are false, but they are irrelevant.
　　
2. Lure
The British gentleman and the French women ride in a box, the woman wants to lure the British, she undressed and complained about the cold body. The gentleman gave her his quilt, and she kept talking cold.
"How can I help you ?" Asked the gentleman in frustration.
"When I was a child, my mother always warmed me up with her own body ."
"Miss, I can't help it. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I ?"
[Epiphany]
A good man is a good man, and a man is a good man.
　　
3. Spoon
Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter immediately brought him up.
As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I cannot drink this soup ."
The waiter gave him another soup. He still said, "Sorry, I can't drink it ."
The waiter had to call the manager.
The manager nodded to Mike with respect and said, "Sir, this dish is the best in our store and is very popular with customers. Are you ......"
"I mean, where is the spoon ?"
[Epiphany]
It is a good thing to make a mistake. But we often get rid of the correct ones and leave the wrong ones. The result is wrong.
　　
4. Wear an error
In the dining room, a very humble man timidly touched another customer who was wearing a coat.
"Sorry, are you Mr. Pierre ?" "No, I'm not ." The man replied.
"Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief. "I didn't make a mistake. I am him. You wore his coat ."
[Epiphany]
It is not easy to be justified. Straight people tend to speak in a humble manner. However, arrogant people are as strong as cows.
5. Call back a Scotland man to London. He wants to visit an old friend but forgets his address. So he sent a telegram to his father, "Do you know the address of Toma? On the day of the alarm, he received an urgent call back: "Yes ."
[Epiphany ]'
When we finally find the most correct answer, we find that it is the most useless.
6. Sad Stories: three people are on vacation in New York. They booked a suite on the fifth floor of a High-Rise Hotel. One night, the elevator in the building failed and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall. After the discussion, they decided to walk back to the room on foot and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing and telling stories to ease the fatigue of boarding the building.
The joke was told, and the song was sung. It was hard to climb to the fifth layer, and everyone felt exhausted.
"Well, Peter, let's tell a humorous story ." Peter said: "The story is not long, but sad: I forgot the key to the room in the lobby ."
[Epiphany] We are painful, humorous, and happy.
7. Selling books
A famous writer is coming to the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and changed them into the writer's books.
After the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy and asked, "Is your store only selling my own books ?"
"Of course not ." The bookstore boss replied, "other books are sold well and are sold out ."
[Epiphany] "flattering" is a strange word: You seem to be flattering him, and you seem to be insulting him.
8. Help
In the post office hall, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and politely said, "Sir, could you help me write the address on the postcard ?" "Of course ." Middle-aged people follow the requirements of the elderly. The old lady said, "Could you help me write a short sentence? Thank you !"
"Okay ." After being written in the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything to help ?"
"Well, there is another small thing ." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Help me add a sentence below: The words are scrawled. Please forgive me ."
[Epiphany]
If you don't want to help, people will hate you for a week. If you don't do well, it's better ......