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After the college entrance examination is complete, it is also an exam question. I really admire the current students. They think differently, and they are very different from what we did at that time. Take a look at the blank questions in a group of Chinese papers ---

1. __________.
Answer: I don't regret it.
(I just understood it as "I don't regret it when I get out of my clothes". I admit that this is a problem with my thoughts)

2. Which of the following statements can I ask ,__________
A: You have your own spring in mind.
(It is solved as "only the source and live water come," and we stick some edge to the water ~~~)

3. He dang cut the candle in the west window ,__________
Answer: Husband and wife sit in Tian Ming
(The Chinese teacher smiled when marking the paper. Later, I said this in the classroom, and I was dizzy! It is interpreted as "when things rain ")

4. Which of the following trees can be found ,__________
A: I can't do anything.
(It is interpreted as "ridiculous traffic ". I can't do anything, hehe. It's a fact)

5. Beauty of adult gentleman ,__________
Answer: The villain wins the favor of others.
(Dizzy)

6. If you are poor, you can stand alone ,__________
Answer: rich couples are in groups.
(Positive solution: dtplus helps the World)

7. __________, no one knows about the world
A: As long as it looks like Saddam
(Khan | ....)

8. Three thousand hougong jiali people ,__________
Answer: iron rod will also be ground into a needle ~~~~~~
(As "three thousand in favor ")

9. Which of the following are colorful wings ,__________
Answer: The Phoenix is not as good as the chicken.
Another answer: Both husband and wife pay back their families.
(It is interpreted as "heart-to-heart ")

10. East sunrise West rain ,__________
Answer: bedside fight and bed combination
Another student answered the following question: incorrect.

11. __________.
A: The final employee does not go to bed.
(Chinese teacher furious !)

12. wishing for a long time ,__________
A: A permanent stream
(At that time, I felt like a classic joke. Is being interpreted as "a thousand miles together ")

13. The egrets fly before the West sai mountains ,__________
A: The tortoise crawls along the river in dongcun
(Pretty neat)

14. I advise tiangong to shake off again ,__________
A: tiangong yelled at me.
(He is solving this problem as "downgrading talent without restrictions", Gong zizhen)

15. I was born to be useful ,__________
Answer: The key moments are outstanding.
Another student answered: The mouse and son would make holes.
(The Chinese teachers in the whole office have no image in a group)

16. If the sky is old ,__________
A: You are not a teenager!
(It is interpreted as "if the month does not hate the long circle of the Month" Li He "Jin Tong XianRen CI Han ge")

17. Which of the following statements about Luoyang's friends and friends ,__________
A: Please do not tell him
(As "a piece of ice in the jade pot ")

18. There will be couplets in the final exam.
The junior high school students are: Old Niang Fengyun youcun

19. Bitter medicine is conducive to disease ,__________
A: It's a big fool to stop eating.
Which of the following is my life ,__________
A: There are only dead orders.
(Conclusion: After the parent meeting, the teacher will stay and talk about it ......)

20. moonlight in front of the bed ,__________
Answer: Li Bai's sleeping fragrance

21. Look into a leopard ,__________
A: I was shocked.
(Hahaha! Is interpreted as "visible ")

22. __________, flying into ordinary homes
Answer: KONKA caiba TV

23. Grape Wine Night cup ,__________
A: A Lot Of Money and beauty

24. __________, the road will break the soul
Masterpiece of the first-year students: knocking at the door in the middle of the night

25. Another time I tested Tao Yuanming's question: "I can't fold my waist for a big fight." I can just fill in "six fights for me "...

26. Old man and old man ,__________
A: My wife and my wife
(The teacher later commented that the student was especially dedicated, haha)

27. Which of the following do you want to know ,__________
A: Watching the present, it's endless.
(It is interpreted as "Swallowing thousands of miles like tigers ")

28. In a fifth-grade exam, I got to the "three stinkers ,__________"
A: The smell is the same.
(I laughed at the invigilator and the external principal)

29. The students of the First Day are interested in their children. "When the mountains are covered in the city of Baiyun ,__________"
A: I went to the hotel to bed with Miss.
(His Chinese teacher almost vomited blood on the spot)

30. Which of the following statements can be used for a long time ,__________
Answer: when the two are married

31. sailing on the side of the boat ,__________
Answer: There are many screen opening tricks for peacock

32. When books are used, they hate less ,__________
A: The money is not enough by the end of the month.

33. If the days are old ,__________
A: If a person is in a bad mood
(If the month does not hate the long circle of the month ")

34. No one has ever died in my life ,__________
A: Who has a stool without paper?
(No language ...)

35. Li Qingzhao's dream once said, "Do you know? Do you know? ___________"
A: Sorry I, don "t know...
(It should be green, fat, and thin ")

36. When Mr. Lu Xun was admitted to the examination, he said, "___________, I have been so bloody"
A: He uses his knife ***.

37. in the Chinese language examination, there was a revolutionary poem in the blanks: "The door for human access is locked. ____________________. a loud voice shouted: _________________ I desire freedom, but how can a human body climb out of a dog's cave ..."
A: The holes crawled for the dog are also locked/fucking. They are all locked!

38. Qianshan wanshui is always in love ,___________
A: I can't do it if I have one more copy.
(The instructor gave me the correct sentence: I love it, but I don't know if I have more than one copy)

39. In the first year of high school, I took a monthly exam and said, "I went out with laughter. (positive solution) My generation was not a spowner ". Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence: "The water goes out of the Lotus, (positive solution) the natural carving ". Some people write about it, and some others write more about it: heroes from chaos

40. How worried can Jun be ,___________
A: It looks like a pot of pot.
(The teacher approves "you have drunk too much ......")