A deep HR joke

One day, when a human resources manager was walking in the business district, she was suddenly knocked down by a bus and unfortunately died. Her soul went to heaven. In heaven, she met pearlygatesst. Peter himself.

"Welcome to heaven. "St. Peter said, before you make a decision, we have a problem to solve. You
Look, it's very strange. We have never done anything here, and we don't know how to treat you.

"No problem. Just let me in. "The female manager replied.

"We thought the same way, but I also got a command to let you live in hell and heaven.
Day, and then you choose where you will spend the afterlife. "

"In fact, I can make decisions now. I am willing to stay in heaven. "
"Sorry, we are in the elevator. This elevator can go straight to hell. "
The door of hell is open, and the human resources manager finds herself out of the elevator and comes to a beautiful golf ball.
Field. There is also a country club in the distance. Many of her HR colleagues and HR professors who have worked with her stand in front of her. They all wore evening dresses and blessed her. They walked toward her, kissed her face, and talked about their past moments together. They had a great golf competition and they came to the country club in the evening, where she had dinner with barbecues and lobsters. She met dedevil, a very good human resources manager. She joked and danced and had a good time. She didn't know these Human Resource Management Managers had such a pleasant stay. When she walked into the elevator, everyone shook hands with her and waved goodbye to her.
The elevator rose directly and returned to the pearly gates. st. Peter was waiting for her.
"Now you want to live in heaven for a day. "He said, so the HR manager spent the next 24 hours
Wandering in the clouds, playing the harps, singing songs. She had a good time. When she understood this, 24 hours had passed, St. peter came over and took her out. "Now you have lived in hell and heaven for a day, and you have to make a choice. "He asked, the human resource management manager hesitated for a second and replied," Okay, I never thought about how to choose. I mean, heaven is really good, but I think I will have a better life in hell.
Okay. "
So st. Peter took her to the elevator and fell down to hell. When the door of the elevator opened, she found herself standing on a desolate garbage dump, surrounded by garbage and dirt. She saw her friends picking up junk clothes and put the junk in a bag. It was dinner.
"I don't understand. "The HR manager is stuttering
"When I arrived yesterday, there was a golf course and a country club. We were eating lobster and jumping.
Have a good time. Now, how has it become a dumping ground and my friends are also unfortunate? "

Thededevil smiled at her teeth and said, "That's because we were hiring yesterday, and today you have become one of us ."