Abstract: According to Ma Kou, an Gong (you say it's all about blogging. Why can he write something more sexy and vivid than me ?)

Source: Internet
Author: User
Security Public pass

An Gong is not my undergraduate student, but he is a cat.

Cats, fat cats, and fat cats. (Refer to the Ancient Dragon wind, cold wind, cold wind)

An Gong is a member of the AMI family. According to the description of AMI, I estimate that my position is not low. It is probably between AMI and her sister, which is favored by the younger generation.

I personally think that the pet of an Gong is full of temperament, and his melancholy eyes, sparse scum, and leisurely walking make it deeply win the hearts of Two elders: this child, it is mature and stable.

In the eyes of people, an Gong is a good son of the Wang family. In the eyes of the female, an aunt is a melancholy poet.

Who can truly interpret melancholy? Public Security!
Who stood on the balcony, like the fallen nobility standing on the castle? Public Security!
Who can face the noisy female cats with no worries? Public Security!
Who can look down on the pursuit of countless opposite sexes, throwing a bright rose, gently say: Good night? Public Security!

That's an elegant cat! A fat cat who listens to jazz, drinks gin matini, and occasionally performs ballet.

Security is not a real public. That is to say, it has no operation and reproductive capacity. But according to AMI, since it was a milk cat, it had lived in that small room, and no one gave him physiological and health enlightenment, as a result, it is very inexplicable about its physiological needs. Every spring, like all other cats, it feels the wet heat blowing in its ears, and the itch is constantly growing. As a result, all the other cats are happy to participate in the *** party. While our security public, quietly explained this physiological anomaly as: Not full! Not sleeping enough !............

So a few years later, there was a successful fat cat in the world that turned sexual desire into appetite. The first response from customers who do not know the situation to the AMI is: Wow ~~~ What is this? Freshman year. After being scorned by the security public and the AMI family, I was able to accept it with confidence: is it really a cat? Is there such a fat cat in the world?

There is always a lot of calm in a peaceful life. One day, a mother cat appears at the AMI's house, which can scare her mother, isn't this goblin trying to bring our house together? Once Xiao an has tasted the sweetness, it's still good, ah, Wang's reputation ~~
Then I saw the goblin shoot his head up and shoot at the small house of an Gong with a twist and a wink. Then I stopped in front of an Gong, slowly turned around and sold cakes, this is enough to let all male cats with normal sexual capabilities crash instantly, willing to hand over dried fish and penis ...... But is it a common public cat? No, it is by no means! It is a unique security service. An gonggong yawned and turned his head and went to bed, because he knew that he would have to eat and go to bed.
Poor little fairy, who never even gave a sip of water, just walked away ......
What a simple cat! It's the wisdom of survival to possess the great wisdom without competition.
(Hey, I'm not talking about you. If you guys can learn from the security public, they will work hard every time they see the beauty of their senses, not only will our country's population problems be solved long ago, it was just yesterday that we realized communism. The superficial things left me alone. I can hold on !)

An Gong has many unusual places, such as not eating fish and eating rabbit meat. For example, it never goes out.

It is not objective to say that it never goes out. It can only be said that it never goes out after that ......
On that day, an Gong may not have woken up. He was confused about the house and got down the floor ...... Why? (An Gong is a Sichuan cat. The reason why there is a northeast talk is entirely because of me.) How can I go home? Or next floor? I think it makes sense. Hey, sneer, And the fart went down the floor again. It's not home yet. Do you want to stop underlayers? Another layer of fart ............ When I got down to the first floor and a half, I couldn't see any stairs. Now I am frightened by the security department. I collapsed instantly and did not dare to move. No one else could advise me, I went there to play with my trembling life and death, and finally I went out to my AMI dad and tried to seduce it with a rabbit meat. On the second floor, I went to the third floor ............ When I saw the house, I did not know where I got my strength. When I ran to my house, I ran and shed tears. While shouting, "the mountains have no borders, and heaven and earth have no chance to stay with me ...... "

From now on, the Public Security Department will not be able to move out of the house.

However, I personally think there is another reason why you are not willing to go out if you are named x Gong? It's a shame to hide away from your home. Everyone calls you this way. "Oh, sorry, X, I 've never seen you for a long time "......... What a twist is worth it! Ah, it's hard for the AMI family to get a name. What if it's anzaixu? Anderson? Ann is very handsome.


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