An 80-year-old project manager's ghost was brilliant

Source: Internet
Author: User

A project manager (1980-2010) is buried here ).

 

He was born in tianchao and died in flourishing world.
Gender male and female-loving.
His parents work in agriculture, a man from Hubei Province lives in Beijing.
Non-handsome guy, non-Talented Person, non-otaku, non-married person, If You Are the One, etc.
 
Aquarius AB,
Ethical and vulgar patients, Senior huadchi, network photo collectors.
Science and engineering are pseudo-Petty capital. After the first generation successfully rushed to the 80 s, the Yi family and the ELE. me family.
 
Single eyelid, garbled hair, no earrings, no upper nasal nails.
Hard work, progress, gratitude,
Confused, depressed, out of control once a month.
They are obsessed with fitness, beauty, cell phones, and a car.
Master's degree in computer science,
It migrant workers,
Two years of skilled job hopping.
I have worked as a McDonald's shop waiter, IT vocational training industry instructor, talented online pushing staff, and non-sleeping website editing.
 
Later, I will work for a non-famous IT software company in China during the day and look forward to the boss's early salary increase;
Transformed into a network writer at night, in the text, YY office elevator room is perfect.
 
His dream is to write his life into oneInspirationalNovel, the result shows that the subject of the novel is always:
"20 mentally retarded, thirty not standing, forty still confused, fifty still desperate, 60 ears back, 70 with the day and don't worry moment ".
His life is like a project. His brother is not a manager but a project:
Targets are often distorted: first start business-first become a home-first buy a house-first dwelling-first single
 

Resources are always scarce: overtime, income increases, job-hopping, dismissal, and female rejection
 

Risks are everywhere: eating with gutter oil, buying a car to catch up with the Toyota door, playing stocks copied the bull market, buying a house without confidence.
 

Progress is always delayed: users change their heads at startup, SARS and snow disaster during implementation, financial crisis at completion, and resignation and report crash.
He always goes to work at every day, never gets late, basically gets late, struggles in word and PPT, sink in regular meetings and communication, get down in progress and pay-back, and he can only hold cigarettes, coffee cup, Open QQ, beat Warcraft, but also use the wall Google to query information out of the customer's solution.

His girlfriend left him and said that he is a phoenix male. He is not as sharp as a beggar brother. If he is with you, you are a fortinet male, I don't want to ask my mom if I agree to be an economical female? He also said
Recently, 5 million of the probability of spending 2 yuan is often discussed or brainless;
Or you may have to grab a bank;
Or the dark mind means that they will cut down 30 motherland flowers sooner or later, saving them from growing up and then being disappointed with society.

Every time he went home, he had to pretend to be profound guidance on how to become a city white-collar student or sister-in-law. However, he felt that he had tried his best to get a wash aid in his life, but finally it was a cup, I have always been:
Living like an ant.
Think like a fool.

At last one night, he spent one pound of liquor, four bottles of red wine, and two dozen of beer for a project, and then collapsed. At the time of hospital rescue, his colleagues sang a song for him at the door:

 

Your unlucky pm? (Adapted from Ren xianqi "Sad Pacific")

Is leaving really cruel?
Or it's shameful to have no money.
Or a lonely person doesn't matter.
(Every girlfriend says you) No day, no night, no conditions
(Every boss asks you) Is it dangerous to pay back the project?
Or colleagues are considerate.
Or it's easier to escape.

Wind and wind
Difficult to promote
Step back and sink
The wind is not calm and the waves are not stable.
Lock a person in one case
You cannot end the project later.
Your boss does not understand
The project sink to the sea silently
We are still there
If the tide go
If you are not here
Over the past
Recall project you are no longer in

One case has not subsided
Attack again in one case
User opinion storms
One case is too late
A case has long passed
Life is like a dream
Deep PM deep sadness

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