china-old IT people made jokes, minors do not enter, R class above, over a class, belonging to the ' H ' level (except hack)

By: Originally did not want to talk about the joke, but the brothers think I too serious (one is not joking), the students think I am too strict , think also, high school listening to the female English teacher "wash Zao" joke, very useful, say two bar.

Joke 1: I think the most n$ (after ' A ' && before ' C ') word is Ethernet, formerly thought Earth is made of Earth, actually contains a lot of E (Electronic), thought that people are human, but power ("E") Later found to be he ' u ' man, thought the west he pricked the middle finger too ..., did not expect woman very much, instead of a single-line contact, He and her began romantic,after ' R ' and Delete ' A ' (before) midsummer "Eth", (Haha, I quickly do not understand, also can not be made up), and then only to "net" (South dialect of 1&2 pronunciation); (Ethernet)

Joke 2: After the "bowl", look at the sky than before like a round (as if to the USA), so began to calculate (x-a) ^2+ (y-b) ^2=r^2 determine their position, found bad calculation; change a law [r ...] 2+d ... 2-r ... 2=2rd]< (r>r) (center distance is d), and forget the result "R-r=d", the teacher gave a half-halves wrong, criticism you jump the wrong bowl!? So gave 59 points, know that after bringing two bottles of 5LY to find a teacher, drink more after the beginning of brother commensurate, the teacher said, "' foreign Moon than China Circle ' is not the right fault, I am a biology teacher teaches history (biology teacher??? , I find the math teacher AH), you say today drinking tools English word pronunciation you math is 60 points, (which happy AH) "," China "," Yes, you go ", when you go out to listen to the teacher in the back said:" Never do not take the "C" Hina "as the matter, and drink today Erguotou (wine brother, Not all Nao wine), do not underestimate "D" "R+r=d". (China)

Note: Read this article, do not need high IQ, need high EQ business, do not veto, can surpass.

(Author Feng Qinghua, embedded Studio (www.xteda.com)-CEO)

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china-old IT people made jokes, minors do not enter, R class above, over a class, belonging to the ' H ' level (except hack)