Classic quotations from ERP customers

Classic quotations 1:
One day, the ERP consulting company discussed the online switching strategy with the customer.
The customer uses domestic software and the finance and business are not integrated in real time. This launch is the top three ERP systems in the world, and the finance and business are integrated in real time;
Customer said: I now have an ERP system that supports 8 stock items in the financial system and 7 stock items in the business system. The two departments are in peace and never get involved, not fast;
ERP consultant said: such problems must be cleared before going online to ensure that the financial accounts are consistent with the business accounts during system switching;
The customer is unhappy. The customer leader said loudly: "financial business integration is caused by problems arising from the ERP, and the consulting company must come up with a solution"
The consultant was surprised and admired the leader's reverse thinking ability;

Classic quotations 2:
One day, the ERP consultant communicated with the customer about ERP operations,
The customer said: The operation is too complicated.
Consultant said: management is refined, and more information is input. Become familiar with it
The customer said: Our brains only have enough food. They are all pig brains and they are too complicated to do;
The consultant is speechless. Why be arrogant?

Classic quotations 3:
One day I heard the financial advisor communicate with the customer;
The customer said: the latest understanding of financial business integration is to have financial creden。 completed by the business department. This is financial business integration;