Classic reprinted on the message book of the university canteen

Sender: windecho (streaking ant financial), email area: joke
Subject: Classic on the message board of the university canteen
Mailing site: BBS (Thu May 26 15:58:31 2005), this site (yjrg.net)

1) What is the name of the girl who sells spicy soup?

2) how can there be rice in the sand in your canteen?

3) Can you leave your fingers in my food ~~~~~~~~~~~~

4) You can simply copy the vegetables and then eat them.

5) The grasshopper in the spinach tastes good. It is recommended that you cook it in the future.

6) shredded chicken with soy sauce, chicken with curry, chicken with cola, chicken with kung pao chicken, chicken chops with fried chicken, tofu with shredded chicken, braised chicken leg, seed chicken
Bone, cucumber chicken, green bean chicken .... Are pigs, cattle, sheep, shrimps, and fish dead?

7) shredded pepper, braised, eggplant, bitter melon slices, vermicelli slices, back-to-pot, scallions, and radish stew .... Yes
I haven't seen anything for a long time.

8) people who know about the canteen are very worried that our teeth are not strong, so we specially add our teeth to the meal to exercise.
A lot of pebbles ......

9) Today's Caidan: sauteed eggplant to stir-fry Dan's green vegetable towel, old meat, Dong Gua, Mao dou ......

10) If your meal is 4, it is recommended that you do not hit 4 or 2 at once. It should be 2 or 2 and then combined. This way
Son, your '42' is definitely more than others' 2 or 2, which is the classic canteen 2 + 2> 4 theory. It is strongly required that the mathematical experts give
Provide detailed proof.

11) if you are very hungry, it is strongly recommended that you do not make a meat dish, because in this case, you will feel that the loss is worth the candle.
It's a "bone". You haven't filled your teeth with meat, and the rest of your teeth will give you "wangcai". He will thank you very much.
-As the saying goes, saving lives is nothing more than "wangcai? So your only practice is to use
2 + 2> 4 theory, and then click a piece of potato silk. If you still feel hungry, you can order another piece of potato silk. If you still think
Ele. Me, you can basically meet your requirements until you have the feeling of spitting out. I wish you an appetite.

12) I once asked in the message book whether the canteen staff were cooks or breeders.

13) Why are there so few green peppers, lean meat, and small ones !!

14) Please replace the bad guy in the suruum window over there with a pretty girl. Even boys suffer too much, and all the girls in the school always finish eating.
Now, it's our turn. It's all soup!

15) I don't know what it means to save the hot nights left at noon and then eat at night.
Package stuffing

16) in the message book of a flavor restaurant, we recommend that you cancel the flavor restaurant!

17) What is the conversation I heard in the canteen: (a boy finishes the meal?

Potato fried meat

What is potato fried?

Potato fried meat

What is potato fried?

Potato fried meat

What is potato fried?

Meat ......

(Finally, the cook woke up and added some meat to the boys)

18) Why is it as if I had lost my ears ?? Where did I buy it ??

19) the most funny comment in the canteen suggestion book is "we recommend that you disable meal feeding !" (Ggmm mutual feed)

20) even if we are studying chemistry, we can tell the taste of Didi Wei and detergent. The tnnd in the canteen is used by Didi Wei!

21) there is a big difference between cucumber skin and cucumber skin.

22) There are qingworms in vegetables, and wire in fans. What about fishing? Or feed fish?

23) there are too few stones in the meal. Can I add more?

24) this evening's laver, egrole, and mouse soup is good-a message from a classmate who has eaten a mouse from the soup

25) Do you want to hide the money you have paid for me In the course next time?

26) once my classmate went to eat noodles, half of the time, it seemed like eating a piece of meat. He was very happy (because he ordered
It was a plain noodle), But I bit it for a long time and didn't break it. I took a look at it. It turned out to be a band-aid sticker, but it was still used. I heard it at that time.
After talking about this, he dared to eat noodles twice or three times each time.

27) in order to avoid worries about pesticide residues, the vegetables in the canteen are green vegetables. Back-to-Vegetarian copy of spinach all have small green
Insects!

28) the boss gave me the stockings in the paste soup and said, "I didn't cut the kelp !"

29) I don't need to add any more sand to me every time I make four hairs.

30) Although I like money. But you don't have to always cook for me with your hand.

31) It's really hard to say that one dish is often used to cover the bottom of the bowl. Another time, I
Xiao qiang in the dish has one less leg, Han Na ~~~

32) the general price should be reduced by at least 1 RMB. I can back up the menu. Glass slag, broken iron slice, stone, magnetic slice
Have been eaten, and have been sold ......

33) I have eaten too much and spit out better than what they just made.

34) when the fly is not ripe, I remember to scatter more salt in the qingworm soup.

35) Can you not drown a fly in tomato soup !!??

36) canteen = chemistry lab

37) Can I replace potato stew with ground stew?

38) I'm not a chicken. You don't have to eat sand to help me digest it!

39) as the canteen is decorated, no nails are missing from my bookshelves. Disinfection in the canteen, I will not get upset, canteen reform, my wallet
As a result, every day in the canteen is open, the flies and cockroaches around us face extinction. The canteen is good, I
What does it provide? Haha, I'm not afraid of being hurt when I play basketball, because I'm sure I'm also hurt.
, With a Band-Aid sticker.

40) Today, I got another fly, so high!

41) Can I change the name of the fried chili meat to the name of the fried chili peppers?

42) a hot day, I went to the canteen to cook. The doors and windows are closed.

Q: "Why don't I open the doors and windows to cool off ?"

Someone replied, "Didn't you see any flies outside ?"

I waved my hand and killed two flies on my head: "Are there any flies in it ?"

"They are full... They are hungry ...."