[Collection] 9 copies of the "big name" programmer

[Original line ]:

All those who want to earn money through e-commerce are dumb.
The website has to get the money.
Don't give up on the wolf.
A high salary to hire a few cursing attackers
Find several cultural celebrities as targets
Whoever fires will destroy anyone
What does a website rely on? Click rate.
The click rate is up, and the next home (child) is coming.
How much do you get into it?
Add a zero (child) and sell it to the next house (child ).
I also want to tell you, some people talk about the acquisition and instant cash-out.
Share for you.
If you are interested, you should invest 8 million to 10 million
I dare not say that I keep you earning 0.1 billion yuan a year.
Really?
I am talking about US dollars.

I must select the best prime location in the future.
Hire a French designer
You can build the highest-grade apartment.
Direct elevator entry
Minimum house type: four hundred square meters
What bandwidth? optical cable? Satellite?
Connect all the answers to him.
There is a garden and a swimming pool in the building.
Lou Zili station a British butler
Wearing wigs, the kind of gentleman
When the owner enters the door (child), the render manager has something to say (child) to others.
May I help you sir (what can I do for you ?)
An authentic London accent)
Times (ER) has a face

Create another aristocratic school in the community
Teaching materials from Harvard
Tens of thousands of dollars a year's tuition fees
Create another U.S. Clinic (children)
24-hour waiting
Is a word (child) expensive
It takes eight thousand to catch a cold.
The neighbors are either BMW or Mercedes-Benz.
If you drive a Japanese car
You are embarrassed to say hello to others.
How much do you sell for an apartment like this?
I think we need $ two thousand.
USD two thousand is the cost
Starting from USD four thousand
Don't be too expensive.

You have to study the shopping psychology of the owner.
Owners who are willing to buy a house at $ two thousand
I don't care about paying two thousand more.
What is a successful person, do you know?
Successful people buy something.
Buy the most expensive and not the best
Therefore, the slogan of real estate is
Not the best, but the most expensive

 

Version 1 [programming cainiao edition ]:


Write the most difficult program
Use Notepad as an editor
Compile with the most difficult Compiler
Program without a half-Point Comment
There must be at least three classes in the program
What Is Inheritance? multi-thread? template? inline?
Give him everything he can use.
Is there a while ++ in a row? : Goto available

In this article, we must move out a XX brother.
In a casual tone, the relationship looks really good.
If you write a book by yourself, render manager prints "Hello World!" at the beginning of each language! "
A group of professionals)
Times (children) have feelings
Programming midfield and then brewing coffee
Coffee for nestle
A program can be completed in at most one or two hours.
Finally, let's say, "I have caught a cold recently ~ "
Just a word (child) Cool

If you use the program you write, you have to have 70 or 80 parameters.
People in the same industry either use C or compile
If you use VB
You are embarrassed to say hello to others.
How much money do you have to pay for a month?
I think it's worth two thousand.
Two thousand that's the boss
Five hundred cap
Don't you think less or Yen
You need to understand the boss's situation
The company was operating badly.
No more money
Do you know what a programming Guru is?
What programs do programmers write?
All write the most difficult do not write the best

Therefore, the cainiao's slogan is
Not easy to use, but hard to understand
From: http://cns9653.blog.163.com/blog/static/8603817120086101726465/

 

 

Version 2 [programmer version ]:


You must select the bottom-Layer
How can it be an assembly language?
Use the most difficult and original
All users are experts.
At least 40 years of history
What addressing? overflow or interruption?
Generally, the language can do anything.
Special trouble
One byte or one byte is required for non-moving computation.
This language
You have to start learning at the age of 3. You cannot stop at the age of 80.
Turn on your computer as the tasm icon.
Ugly interface, the earliest version
When the program is written, errors (children) are correct (children) and the correct results are obtained.
Hello World
Borland cavity (ER)
Times (ER) has a face

Learn new skills if you have nothing to do
Enter code
Millions of words are required to input code in a year.
You need to debug the modified
24-hour code per day
Is a word (child) tired
A single keyboard breaks down 70 or 80
Now, you are not so despised in this industry.
Machine language or CPU Creation
If you use VC ++
You are embarrassed to say hello to others.
How many hours do you need to compile a language like this?
I think it would take 15 hours to do that.
15 hours later.
Starting from 20 hours
You don't have enough
You have to study the programmer's code Psychology
Users who are willing to spend 15 hours of code a day
I don't care about spending five more hours.

 

Big name Version 3 [System Programmer version ]:


Choose the bottom-layer tool, Gu Madeng designer.
To write, you have to write the program at the lowest level.
The most common tool is as86.
What are I/O direct access, BIOS calls, and direct screen writing? All of them can be used.
There is a CPU instruction description on hand,
The package contains "chipset Daquan",
Put a machine code manual in the office,
Thick bricks, hard to read,
When I go to work every day, I have to repeat everything,
Yishuier's "0" "1" code,
Pier has a face!

Put a one-stop vector table on the table,
Symbol with the lowest level,
To copy a string, you must write three or fifty lines.
Next to the memory layout,
24-hour backup,
Is a word: hard!

You have to think about it when a dialog box is displayed.
Several days and nights.
Colleagues around us use either machine language or low-level assembly,
If you use a C,
You are embarrassed to say hello to others!

You said,
This completes an operating system,
How many commands do I have to write?
I think I need 0.2 billion entries, right?

0.2 billion?
That is the basic underlying system,
Starting from 0.4 billion!

Don't get bored. You don't have a discount yet.
You have to study the programmer's work,
Programmers who are willing to write 0.2 billion commands to develop a system do not care about writing 0.2 billion more.

What is system programmer?
System programmers are the most difficult to use, regardless of what they do.

Therefore, the program's slogan is:
Not the best, but the most annoying!

From: http://bbs.tiexue.net/post_1955086_1.html

 

 

Big-handed version 4 [Editor ]:


Colleagues around us use either vim or Emacs,
If you use ultraedit,
You are embarrassed to say hello to others.

What plug-ins? syntax highlighting? spelling check,
All that can be opened to it is open,
It's just a word: Cool.

You say that, B, East and West,
It takes only half a year to learn how to do this.
Half a year! It's far from getting started,
It would be nice to learn to move the cursor,
You can't afford it,
This is just moving left and right.
(From: http://twitter.com/hotoo/status/3407428077)

 

5-[application version]


It must be an N-layer structure,
The higher the number of layers, the better. If the number of layers is lower, the user will misunderstand that we do not pay attention to it,
What data access layer can be added to the entity control layer.

Programmers must all be old birds, and less than 30 are not considered,

Foreign Company airborne troops,
Having more than 10 years of programming experience,
The more languages you use, the better,
I don't need to check msdn for programming!
All programmers are equipped with IBM laptops,
If the CPU is greater than 3 GB, the memory hard disk and screen must be the largest,
Do not leave the expansion slot empty. You can plug in all the slots.
The operating system is fully secure,
A bunch of systems are waiting for you to choose when you start the system,
Times have a face!

The system platform must be J2EE, and other competitors except C ++ are Java,
If you want to use yi.net, you will be embarrassed to say hello to others.
How much do you say this system is designed to sell?
Why do I need 1 million?
1 million, it's a standalone version!
From 10 million!
Don't be too expensive, but you can't help but implement service fees.
You have to study the psychology of rich users,
Willing to spend 10 million yuan to buy this set of software,
I don't care about spending more than a million RMB!

What is a software bubble, do you know?
Software bubbles are the most complex,
It is the most expensive and difficult to use. It seems that the user level is high.
Therefore, our software slogan is:
Not easy to use, but hard work!

6-[Java version]



Find the most popular framework,
Use the most powerful editor,
The most complex system is required,
Lightweight,
The simplest framework is spring,
What EJB, hibernate, seam, and all that can be used,
The presentation layer should be configurable and the persistence layer should be replaceable,
It is best to use a program for 10 thousand years,
When the customer sees each other, render manager is okay,
You have to ask: do you want to change the framework?
The system must be able to cluster
A minimum of 10 servers need to be opened at the same time.
Online 24 hours a day
Services can be provided when a fire hits the Earth
All servers run Weblogic and WebSphere
I'm sorry to say hello to anyone if you want to use a JBoss.
How long does the system take?
(Why does it take five years ?)
5 years? That is a Phase I project,
Starting from 10 years,
You have to figure out the boss's psychology,
The boss who is willing to spend five years developing a system,
I don't care about waiting for another five years,
What is software engineering?
Software Engineering means that nothing is the best, and the most complex
Therefore, our slogan is:
Not the best, but the most complicated.

7-[Computer Virus version]

You must select the best Senior Programmer.
Hire Microsoft MVP
Compile the most powerful virus.
Direct system paralysis
No. At least, you have to have a full infection.
What is the USB flash drive, ifeo hijacking, and hosts table modification?
Add all to it
Virus body and shell, messages in the virus body
Dialog Box
Hacked ***! The sudden
Computer Virus, render manager, everything is okay.
"May I infected you sir? "
An authentic cainiao hacker
Times have a face
A Trojan is included in the virus.
Vulnerability light mark
More than a dozen downloads of online games
Then infect the webpage File
24-hour resident memory
It's just a word!
It takes a whole morning to kill a virus.
Neighbors are either pandatv or Hao worm.
If you are a non-infected
You are embarrassed to say hello to others.
How much does a virus sell?
I think it's worth 300 qcoins.
300 qcoin is the reserve price
Starting from 800 qcoins
You should not be too expensive.
You need to study the user's poisoning Psychology
Users who are willing to go streaking for poisoning without installing rising stars
I don't care about two more
What is computer poisoning? Do you know?
What website is infected with computer viruses?
All of them are infected with viruses and are not safe.
Therefore, the slogan for writing viruses is
Not the hardest, but the most!

Elasticsearch version 8-[overtime edition]

Wait till after work
Find the most honest programmer
Do the most complex project
Unable to complete
How can I use Oracle for databases?
What is the mode? It's generic. It's reflection.
He can use all of them.
Here, the server is the client.
Remoting is required in the middle.
Add an interface that is very beautiful
When the customer double-click, render manager has something to do with others.
Loading... Waiting please
An authentic English sentence
Times (ER) has a face
Add a small game in the software
Blizzard for engines
Upgrading in just one year requires millions of dollars
Add anti-virus software
24-hour scan
Is a word (child)-fast
Scan a gb hard drive
It's either a shock wave or a rogue.
You want to scan the internet.
You are embarrassed to say hello to your peers.
How long does it take for you to work overtime?
I think it would take me an hour?
One hour is preparation
From 2 hours
You don't have to worry about long hours of overtime.
You have to study the overtime mentality of employees.
Employees who can stay down for eight and a half hours
I don't care about adding more two hours.
What is labor squeeze, you know?
Labor squeeze means you are not regarded as a person at all.
Long time can be added without short time
Therefore, our slogan for working overtime is
Can add as much as possible without adding white without adding

From :( http://www.cnblogs.com/veryinf/archive/2009/05/26/1489548.html)

 

Version 9 [excellent programmer version ]:

Be sure to select the most tiring live connection,
With a full spirit,
Be the best programmer!
Work is required every day,
Take at least a dozen cases from him,

What algorithms, ideas, and artists can do for him.

Am,
Overtime at night,
You must enter the sign-in card,
Full,
The kind of overtime every day,

The boss has a phone number,
Render manager has something to say to others.
May I help you sir (Can I help you, sir ?),
A face of exhaustion, times (child) gaunt!

Everyone has your contact number,
Your detailed address is on the wall,
Even QQ has your mobile phone number,
Work overtime on demand,
Wait 24 hours,
Just one word, tired!

It takes tens of thousands or even eight thousand Yuan to fight.
Other programmers work overtime until two or three points,
If you add one,
You are embarrassed to say hello to your boss!

You said, how much can a programmer earn in a month,
(Next: I think we need more than two thousand RMB ?)

More than two thousand ?! That's an annual salary!
More than one hundred! Don't be too short, or before tax!

You have to study the working psychology of excellent programmers,
If you are able to earn more than one hundred yuan, you don't care how much money you earn!

What are excellent programmers, you know?

No matter what kind of work the good programmers do, they do the most tiring jobs and don't do much money;
Get up earlier than a chicken and sleep later than miss.

Therefore, the slogan of our outstanding programmers is:
Don't pay, just work.
The mantra of our outstanding programmers is:
Free Development

From (http://blog.linuxsky.org /? Uid-2732-action-viewspace-itemid-4243)