Combat experience (repost)

According to my observations, once a person is 26 years old, there is a rare opportunity to fight again. I personally think that a male who has never been beaten is an incomplete life. the impulse to defeat a person who is not pleasing to the eye and then set foot on 10 thousand feet is simply a result of birth. Although I had already made a lot of achievements when I was in middle school, I knew that "Although I do not like to fight, but I am not afraid of it. "This is a fact that is basically very important to every boy. In other words, the fight in high school is actually a lack of artistic and legendary: the violent interference of third forces such as parents, schools, and various hooligans, and the health of the body is not developed to the peak, therefore, the fight in this period is neither fierce nor good-looking. From college to college, a real fight career is coming. People who fight too much in high school will lose a lot of fun in college. Now that the college entrance examination is complete, many younger siblings have different futures. Therefore, I have summarized some of the lessons I have learned during the first half of the fight, and strive to help everyone correct their ideas and broaden their horizons, use three representatives to guide our fight.

From the perspective of the number of participants, a fight can be divided into one-on-one and group-on-one actions. From the perspective of the two sides, there are three ways to beat each other down, beat each other, and beat each other to death, the stages can be divided into long preparation, finishing, and short-term practical operation stages. In each phase, we will first study some basic points that are applicable in all situations, and then discuss the countermeasures for different situations that may be encountered in the university.

The first is preparations before the fight, and the first is the selection of weapons.

I personally do not recommend using a knife for three reasons: first, the knife is regarded as the weapon, and the side effects are relatively large. Second: only when the two sides are very close to each other and are skilled can they exert great power. Finally, in fact, the weapon like knife itself is inferior to other weapons in terms of its performance in making the other party lose combat power. What's more, there are too many fake and shoddy products, many of the bright-looking knives don't even have a white print on people. The only benefit of the knife is to make less experienced or less courageous opponents fear and reduce their combat effectiveness. If you really want to use a knife, you should find Wang Ma Zi or Zhang Xiaoquan wholesale store in all parts of the motherland, and choose a narrow and thick knife (common kitchen knife, board knife, and watermelon knife ), take the "shot" tactics instead of the "cut" tactics. In this way, even if the fight fails, you can use it to cut the watermelon back.

It is not recommended that you use a dagger (including a cone, scissors, or scraper with a head honed) unless you want the other party's life. In the past and past battles, the death rate caused by the dagger is far greater than that caused by other weapons. In addition, the dagger has a very high requirement on the user's skills, so it is possible to bring a Scare person on the body, but if it is really up, then immediately throw the dagger and pick up the nearby bricks.

Various axes and hammers with sharp heads are not recommended, although they are probably the best in all the weapons. However, the resources of these guys are relatively scarce, and the other is expected to be used with caution because they have excellent performance in quickly causing the other party to lose resistance. When everyone meets each other, there is no such thing as hatred. It's just about playing a game. Why should we be so careful.

Recommended sticks (including wooden sticks, steel pipes, etc., wrench is not counted, the wrench is too heavy .). It seems that a stick does not have the deterrent power of the above equipment, but it does not do much damage, but it is relatively good in making the other party lose the resistance, and it is terrible after the scale. Finally, it is not a weapon. It is almost perfect. Its only weakness is that it is easy to break. Here I want to teach you some private experience: there are usually small classrooms in the school. Please come in and find a desk, looking down at the two legs-not to show you the MM thigh you learned there-there is usually a cross-stick to keep the desk stable, because it is often used to step on the foot, therefore, they are all made of the strongest wood. Please take it off without preparation, and then roll it back in the drawing. It is very convenient to hold it with both hands by cutting one end, in this way, you can. By the way, we recommend that you do not use a Langya stick! My college colleagues once wanted to pin a pin on this wooden stick, which was denied by my strict words. We were all educated intellectuals, and it was okay to make a fight, however, you cannot fight with a vicious hand.

Panel tiles are not recommended. Because there is no lethal effect. The only use is that the two sides threw each other before the official launch. The old saying is "shooting ".

It is not recommended for limestone powder, chili water, and sulfuric acid. These things will cause permanent harm to each other. We need to fight with love. It is a contradiction within the people, and we cannot treat our opponents like class enemies. If you really want to disturb your eyesight or breathe, use flour or mustard.
The recommended chain (mainly additional items of bicycles, such as car locks and chains), but Skillful Use of the chain requires a considerable amount of basic skills. Therefore, we recommend that you exercise more. You need to wash more clothes and use your hands as a hacker.

It is not recommended for mobile phones. It is too expensive and the killing effect is not good.

We do not recommend the rice bowl-the basic principle of fighting is never to fight with dinner guys!

Finally, towel is strongly recommended. You can have no weapons, but you cannot have no towels. Wrap your left hand with one or two towels to defend against most of the enemy's attacks. After the injury, you can also pack the towel in time, in addition, it is easier to distinguish the enemy from the enemy (often when a group of people meet for the first time ). We recommend that you use 1.5 ~ 1.75 towel purchase, towel size to meet the standard, not small.

Second, problems such as medicine and health care.

Common injuries during university fights include common trauma, soft tissue contusion, bone contusion, fracture, bleeding, concussion, joint dislocation, and tooth detachment. Therefore, you should contact a nearby hospital before the fight, at least choose a location close to the hospital or easily get to a taxi. If you have an injury, go to the hospital as soon as possible. Do not handle it on your own, or tell me that your mind is in the water and you want to go to the school hospital!
The general equipment should be prepared as follows: alcohol cotton balls, skim cotton, tweezers, gauze, some ice cubes with conditions, in addition, find an O-blood guy for emergency needs.

The general medicines to be prepared are as follows: chuangke post, Hongyao or ziyao, Yunnan baiyao, fengyou
Anti-inflammatory drugs, dianxiao plaster, and zhenpain tablets.

Before the fight, everyone should drink a little sugar (preferably sugar or ice sugar), and after the fight, they should drink a little juice and other drinks.

Finally, it is about preparing for the Organization's work.

There are three main types of participants in the fight, one being the initiator, the other being the puncher, and the other being the negotiator after the fight. In the long and happy life of learning, we have a lot of opportunities to become one of the three people.

Who can choose to help? This scope should be clarified. First of all, it cannot be because a fight is dragging people down. If you have a zombie who is carrying disciplinary actions or preparing to join the party, then this fight cannot be done. Second, you cannot seek help from anyone who asks for money. Fighting is a noble business, and you cannot make money tarnish its purity. It is appropriate to keep a little primitive and idealistic after almost all things are filled with business laws. Under normal circumstances, the range of the punchers is limited to those who lie in the same bed and in the same village. We need to know in advance how many people he can come up with the power of the other party. The number of our finger fighters should be greater than 60% of the other Party's total, which is basically hard to win.

What is more difficult to pick than the commanders is the post-war negotiating experts. This person's choice should be very careful. In fact, we know that fighting can not only solve any problem, but on the contrary, it will bring a lot of bad problems. At this time, both parties need to talk to each other with a specific face and negotiate and resolve the issue. In my experience, a male counselor is the best candidate (security guard is definitely not considered unless he is your immediate relatient). He is a half-teacher and not a teacher, in addition, political courses are widely used to make good arguments and there is no reason to say anything-you can imagine the effect of sending a monk to negotiate. Chairman Mao taught us that "negotiation is the continuation of the war." Let the negotiating experts get angry with each other.

Well, there are so many preparations. The following is a formal fight.

The first is the group rack. Fighting is not very relevant to whether the two sides are strong, especially when the group is on the shelf. Unless you have Lu Bu Zhiyong, there will be no chance of showing off the toilet. The Group frame and single-choice are completely different. The ultimate goal of the fight is to protect yourself. When can you wear it like a fish and wear it in the crowd? When can you think that the level of your fight has reached the height of perfection. You should try to control the number of shots you have taken. Otherwise, those you hit will subconsciously think that you are the most direct enemy and keep up with them. There are two main things you need to do: Dodge and speculation. If several allies rush after an enemy, you must scream and stand up and beat the bad guy over, those rushing allies will surely respect you-the players who play the game know that the experience is always the last thing to win out the enemy, no matter how hard he is, then you can say "Come with me" to lead your current men to a thin enemy. It makes sense to have more and less distinct operations. But if a few enemies are chasing your ally, you 'd better pretend to fight in a bash to make a strategic retreat.

An instinct is needed to fight in groups: Find the weakest guy in the enemy in an instant. In addition, remember that the Earth is your life, and never let yourself fall. If you fall down, you will lose most of your resistance. Always stay calm. Anger and excitement do have the effect of improving your combat power for a short time, but it also wastes most of your physical strength and keeps your breath stable. Don't shake. Otherwise, you will soon be exhausted.
It is much more complicated to stand alone. In addition to keeping the target team calm, and breathing steadily, it is basically the process of losing the opponent's fighting power at the fastest speed. Hit the opponent in the following parts to obtain the maximum effect: two ribs and waist, the heart mouth diaphragm and the stomach area, eyes. Before the fight, never yell at each other. You can use the points method, such as insulting the great party and country, recording 1 point, doubting your IQ and race, and recording 10 points, compare you to Zhao Wei or South Korea, score 20 points, insult your parents, and score 100 points. Once the points exceed 200 points, you can immediately turn your face over. The advantage of this method is that the spirit and fighting spirit of the other party are always vented, and your spirit and fighting spirit are always high. The disadvantage is that if he suddenly gets angry at 190 points, then your situation will be very embarrassing: it is a violation of your own principles, and you are not willing to do it. At this time, you can ask with a slight threat: "Have you finished ?" According to the general rule, the other party will immediately fill in the score difference, so that you can be famous.

Basically, a single pick mainly occurs in the following places: dining room, bath Hall, and playground. I personally think that the battle in the bathhouse is really difficult: there are too many people, the station is unstable, and there is no tool. The tools used in the canteen are generally rice basins, which do not conform to the ideas we don't need to eat. The battle on the playground will soon become a group competition. Therefore, we suggest you try your life in these areas, only when you are familiar with the right time and place can you be defeated.

After the battle starts, you can shout slogans to deter the enemy and express your indignation. This slogan varies from person to person, but it cannot be shouted. Next we will analyze them one by one.

"For the New China", "Long live Chairman Mao", cannot be shouted. You will call the mental hospital in case of confusion.

"Family planning is the basic national policy of China" cannot be shouted. You will think that you are resisting rape.

"Stick to one center and have two basic points", you 'd better not shout, in case the other party is treated as a special service.

You can shout "knock down the residual elements of flat." If you call well, someone will rush to fight with you, and the other party's energy will immediately shift to "I'm not ......" And so on.

"Defeat the US Imperialism" and "defeat the Japanese military" can be shouted, but it will not have much effect. The other party may laugh and lose the ability to resist, but "bring down the Soviet imperialism" cannot be shouted. Not many people now know what it is.

"Hahahaha! Don't you think it's fun? Listen! Say ah, say ah, say ah! Why do you always, and never talk ?" We recommend that you penetrate the fight into the syllables, and people around you will applaud you for rehearsals.

"How many siblings do you have? Are your parents still there? I just want to make another friend before you die ." Not recommended. Lack of momentum.

"I hit you with a whip in my hand" and "it's another hero after 20 years !" It is not recommended. It cannot interfere with the enemy.

"My patience is limited !" Instead of shouting, you can't even think about it. This is what we used to fight for in the dormitory. Miss everyone.

OK. After a series of guidance from me, you should have beaten the guy or the guy who dared to swear by the tiger's beard. The following is the final aftermath.

A summary report is required. It allows you to accumulate experience and know where the fight was successful, where the problem was, who could fight, and who would better not touch it, who is the best person to have a good relationship?
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Compare the budget bill with the final expenditure. The budget includes money for purchasing weapons, medicines, nutrition products, outpatient service fees, handling fees, taxi invoices, alcohol money for accomplices, and compensation fees (prices vary across regions ), among them, the compensation fee can be paid back by negotiation experts. The total budget is usually around three thousand yuan.

If the school knows, it must prepare about 10 thousand yuan for uniform caliber (including us and the enemy), connecting joints, buying people from the security department, and so on. We should try our best to expand our casualties on the negotiating table, and expand our results as much as possible when we boast.

Finally, prepare for the next fight to make memories of your youth.