Comparison between programmers and prostitutes and migrant workers

Programmers and prostitutes are basically the same, as evidenced by the following:
1. They all rely on sales for a living.
2. If you have a meal of youth, you will not be able to mix it with others.
3. The higher the Senior income, the higher the intermediary's head.
4. Irregular life. It is mainly for nightlife. If necessary, you need to work overtime in the early morning.
5. The higher the reputation, the more favored it is.
6. All kinds of abnormal requirements of the customer must be met as much as possible.
7. Encourage innovation.
8. Like to get together. The place where programmers concentrate is called the Software Park, and the place where prostitutes concentrate is called the red-light area.
9. high mobility. Normally, there are no trade unions.
10. If you are pregnant, you cannot be a programmer or a prostitute.
11. worries about anti-virus...
12. Of course, the experts also specialize in drug production and drug transfer.
13. One is Microsoft and the other is plug & play.
14. The job status is the same. Working hours are highly concentrated, most afraid of external interference. Relax after work.
Work is an irreplaceable pleasure.
15. It is best for girls not to do these two jobs, but there are still many girls.
16. You are not willing to get married unless you are in the future.
17. Programmers are afraid of checking accounts. Prostitutes are afraid of ward rounds.
18. The place where prostitutes work (bed) is the most desirable place for programmers.
19. Programmers usually hate Microsoft. I'm afraid that's the case for prostitutes.
20. They all eat youth meals. However, after the old man is yellow, programmers can mix administrators and prostitutes by mixing their faces.
That's fine, but it's also known as la.
21. Prostitutes rely on three dimensions of money, while programmers rely on four dimensions (thinking ).
22. In order to attract customers, programmers usually provide a demo before the transaction. The prostitute provides photo.
23. When programmers are active, they are called eating overlord and killing overlord, while prostitutes and big sisters are called boba.
24. absent-minded prostitutes can do {BEEP (1); sleep (9)} until overflow while working.
Absent-minded programmers can also navigate to adult websites while working.
25. programmer's Manual: A set of good human-machine operation interface requirements. For a novice, he can guide him step by step.
Function. On the contrary, regular customers can go straight to the topic. Prostitutes must also comply with the programmer's Manual's regulations on the human interface.
26. The most feared part of a prostitute's work is the examination. The programmer is most afraid of power outages.
27. New programmers are called cainiao, while new prostitutes are called chicks. They are all poor animals.
28. The OO method is now popular in the program industry, although the prostitute had mastered O ~ in bed before XXXX years ago ~ O ~~~ Technologies
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29. When programmers are helpless in order to attract customers, they can also try the guests first, and sometimes the prostitutes will give you sweet
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In short, programmers are worse than prostitutes:
1. A prostitute can say no in just a few days every month. If a programmer doesn't speak, it will take a year for the programmer to do it.
Black.
2. When a woman is a program, it is called an odd girl or a talented woman. If a man is a prostitute, it is called a duck.
3. If a prostitute does not do anything, he is called a slave. If a programmer does not, he is probably on duty.
4. programmers have thousands of years of worms, and prostitutes do not seem to have heard of them.
5. The work of prostitutes is highly concealed. Programmers are afraid that their relatives and friends will know the work, so they are even more shameless.
6. The better the programmers do, the more programs they need to do, and the better the prostitutes do, the better they can pick and pick.
7. Programmers are now popular with "free" and "open". To put it bluntly, they are playing on their own. The prostitutes do not seem to have done so yet.
Vicious Competition.

There is no big difference between programmers and migrant workers: How can migrant workers compare their lives with programmers when they hear it is incredible, in fact, programmers are white-collar migrant workers. First of all, from the perspective of wages, migrant workers who come out of the countryside for a month without more than one thousand of their wages will not be able to come out. After a little technical experience in selling a license, they will become a small leader, it is easy to get a salary of more than two thousand in a month. Compared with programmers, I just graduated from college for four years and came out to look for a job. Once I heard that my employer just graduated, I said, "Sorry, we need to have work experience, all new graduates will not be considered ". Think about it too. Can a newly graduated college student bring immediate benefits to the company when he arrives at another company? company training is also required. If the potential is good, when the training is well done, people will leave the job directly, if there is no potential, it becomes a burden on the company. My graduation salary is more than one thousand yuan (which is better), and many programmers sell their jobs. Four years of major is equivalent to Learning white. The salaries of full-time programmers vary based on individual talents. Generally, the average level is 2000 ~ 3000. Secondly, from the perspective of places of residence and food, most migrant workers now eat and pack, and the places where they live are free after all. The food is really good. After all, it is a good job. If you are not full, how can you work. Programmers generally do not provide food or shelter for companies. Generally, there is a lunch at noon, which can be imagined by everyone. Renting a house on your own is expensive. Generally, employees share a house and generally do not dare to live in a house that is too close to the city center. The house price close to the center is scary, I don't have enough rent, so I have to take a bus to work every day. From this point on, programmers have to spend much more time than migrant workers. At dinner, I saw a lot of programmers go to the canteen of migrant workers to cook, which is much cheaper. There are no migrant workers to eat well. From the perspective of the nature of work, it seems that programmers are much easier than migrant workers. They all go to work in air-conditioned houses. Most of them are dressed in an easy-to-use manner. As a matter of fact, programmers are doing mental work, and they also look very glamorous and advanced migrant workers. They are under a lot of pressure and most of them are in sub-health status. They both need to complete their tasks, we also need to think about new ideas so that we can accumulate some capital when we want to increase wages. We need to use the company's computers to do something else and guard against the supervisor's inspection. Living in a high degree of mental labor all day, overtime is often a pity. I am always worried that I will be fired by my boss when I break it down that day. There are many programmers who are not working now. Nowadays, programmers eat all their youth meals. How many of the people who write programs on the front line are over 35 years old? The problem of wage arrears for migrant workers is very serious. After several exposures and rectifications, this problem is basically solved. If migrant workers are fired by their bosses, they can go back directly, there are still several acres of thin land in the house. It is definitely not a problem to have enough food to eat. However, if programmers are to be fired by their bosses, they will suffer. Without a financial source, they will spend money for dinner and renting a house, and they will go to the streets sooner or later to become beggars (Haha, I'm exaggerating ). Migrant workers are generally more dangerous than programmers, and the labor intensity is also higher than programmers. There are a lot of opportunities for salary increases. You can say you have different difficulties. Do we have to go to college to find a great career? Note: reposted in this article does not represent my opinion