Complete Guide for spending time with girlfriends-funny

Preparations:
1. Accompanying items:
A. One sun hat
--- Prepare for a long period of high temperature work.
B. sunglasses
--- A) install cool;
--- B) He can freely enjoy the "Humanistic" landscape around him without being discovered by his girlfriend. Note: Do not drool or have other sunglasses unable to cover the response;
--- C) the complex inner activities and intense ideological struggles can be concealed during payment.
C. A pair of poor leather shoes (shoes, shoes, and straw shoes can be selected based on the background of the times and actual needs)
--- For the cause, see article 3rd. At the same time, you can suggest your position on material enjoyment and current economic situation to the other party. Smart girlfriends will choose to watch instead of consume in shopping places. Wealthy girlfriends are more likely to take the initiative to buy you a pair of new leather shoes to show their concern. The intention of this object is profound.
D. umbrella
--- A) See article 3rd.
--- B) the size of the umbrella shall be subject to the limit of one person. At that time, the intimacy of the two persons can be maximized to facilitate contact. During use, try to wet your girlfriend's shirt a little. This is a pleasure, but it is not easy to say.
E. A bottle of quick-acting rescue pills
--- My girlfriend tried on a set of Chinese clothes and smiled and said, "Dear, this dress really fits !" Take out the device immediately when you make up the price.
F. One tent
--- For the usage method, refer to 18th.
2. Get the money. Note: Be sure to let your girlfriend know the amount you have paid, but not the amount you have taken out.
3. pay close attention to the weather forecast, and choose the best sunrise from sunny to heavy rain.
4. Familiar with terrain. Focus on the distribution of the following places: shopping malls, shoes, beauty salons, clothing stores, jewelry stores, cinemas, parks, squares, banks, public toilets, hospitals, etc. Then, with the guidance of a friend with a girlfriend, make a route (based on the principles of safety, economics, and efficiency ).
5. Perform eye exercises five times before departure to ensure that your eyesight is above 1.5. Take Yangshen pills and Xingnao Granules. If you have any conditions, you can take one or two monkeys to maintain energy and agility. The above measures are to ensure the effective implementation of article 3.
6. Carefully read "Complete Guide for shopping with girlfriends".

Shopping essentials:
7. Do not go deep into crowded areas. If your girlfriend meets any of the following conditions:
A. Mei RuO tianxian
B. Ugly durian
C. If the sow is pregnant
D. If both sows exist
E. Imperfect mind
F, B D E
8. Do not urinate anywhere, except for gay dogs.
9. Before you give an eye to a stranger, you should first visually check the height, weight, explosive power, mental state, medical history, and family background of her boyfriend...
10. Do not kiss at traffic lights to avoid traffic congestion or accidents.
11. Assume that the height of the man is a, the height of the woman is B, and the distance between the two sides is C. The following inferences should be observed:
When B> A, c = 10 * (B-A)
When A> B, C = 1/10 * (a B)
When a = B, c <0
12. A face-on-the-face beauty must be invisible. The clever girl will ask, "you see how beautiful this girl is ." Reference countermeasure: Answer: "with you, there will be no second beauty in my eyes ." Then, I took my girlfriend and bowed his head to make a machine of shame, and turned my eyes on the pretty girl.
13. Keep a high degree of concentration while traveling, and keep your ears open. If you find places that operate on jewelry, clothing, cosmetics, high-grade leather shoes, and other items, you can bypass the road.
14. If a detour fails due to 5th failures due to force majeure or external force majeure, do not feel sad or angry, and try to make the facial muscles relaxed and natural, the best state is to produce a little charming smile. (Note: If you know that because of congenital deficiency or malnutrition, a smile may reflect your true feelings, resulting in a bitter smile or a smile. Therefore, it is the best state to do not .)
15. Do not enter the jewelry store With your girlfriend. If the two parties do not get married, do not enter the dressing room with your girlfriend.
16. When my girlfriend looks at a certain cosmetic product, the reference countermeasure is: Touch his face with warmth, and say softly: "Dear, you have been facing the sky, and you are as beautiful as a fairy if you do not have to use the powder, and once you use it, it masks your freshness." Side effects: After that, it will produce a feeling of violating conscience, accompanied by vomiting, and will not disappear within a day or two.
17. before entering the Clothing City, make sure to transfer 90% of the money in the wallet to the insole. This task can also be completed before departure.
18. When my girlfriend enters the try-on Room, please take out the tent. It is time to have a good sleep.
19. If you are shopping in the summer, you must master the following points when buying a cold drink:
A. at the same price, Sprite contains a little more carbon dioxide than cola, so it is more bloated. We recommend that you choose sprite to extend the service life and thus delay the next time you buy a cold drink;
B. For the same bottle of cold drinks, frozen drinks are more resistant to consumption than non-frozen drinks and have a greater effect on summer heat. Therefore, it is easy to choose the former to reduce fiscal expenditure;
C. For cold drinks of the same brand, it is recommended to observe the production date and easily select expired users. Its side effects can directly affect consumers' appetite, which may reduce the consumption index of lunch.
20. On the way back, you must say to your girlfriend with emotion: "going shopping with you is an unforgettable record of my life ." The meaning of this is extraordinary, because no matter the pain or good memories, they are unforgettable. However, because you are talking about the latter, your girlfriend will naturally understand it as the latter.

Finally, I wish you a better deal between beauty and money!