[Diary] A diary written in Junior High School

It turned out to be a diary written in junior high school. At that time, the words were different from those of the present, and I forgot what I wrote. It was like reading something written by another person! One article is quite interesting. The following is a transcript of the original article.

I dreamed that I was a famous writer.
I sat down on a beautiful desk and thought, as a writer, I should write something. But when I picked up my pen and looked at the thick pile of paper, I couldn't even write a word. I thought, "This is impossible! Since I am a writer, I will be able to write good articles !" But I still haven't written a word.
My pen began to shake up. So I wrote, "my pen started to shake up ." But what should I do next? My mind is still as white as this paper.
I was a little scared and thought, "What is my writer like this ?" At this moment, I suddenly found that I was soaked in sweat. I began to lose my mind and thought, I am afraid that I can't be a writer.
"Maybe I wrote it with my left hand !" I suddenly had a glimmer of hope, and immediately handed over the pen to the left hand, it really quickly moved! I felt like I was releasing my sentence. I put it into the sentence "my pen started to shake up ." . Poor. The handwriting from right to left covered the previous sentence. The results were all vague, but it didn't matter. It quickly went on to write down. In a short time, it was full of pages, so I was so happy. In this way, I flip the page with my right hand, write with my left hand, and flip the paper back quickly. I thought, this is the style of writing by a great writer!
My left hand is sour and painful, but my heart is as sweet as drinking honey. Yes. Isn't the happiest moment for a writer the moment of his urgent book?
Finally, I wrote the thick pile of paper and threw the pen out of the window, leaning heavily on the back of the chair. I thought, I finally got another masterpiece. How happy will my fans be? Right! I can't be lazy here. I want to edit the manuscript right away and let it be published soon! I supported it, picked up the manuscript paper, turned to the first page, and found that except the first sentence, I couldn't see it clearly. The whole article said, "My name is my right hand, my name is my right hand ......"