Eight embarrassing times of the best edition of the campus ...........

Today I saw such a joke on the Intranet, So copy is as follows:
First: The most calm cover

We had an exam in our school. A boy sat in the last row and received an answer from a classmate. He was so excited that he was about to copy it, when I looked up, I saw the invigilator coming to him with a smile. Obviously, I already saw it. This elder brother's later behavior became a classic of our whole year: he started straight up very calmly, looked straight at the teacher, and then put the answer paper on his nose and put his hand on it, then throw a parabolic one-the garbage basket after the entry. The teacher glared at him and finally did not have the courage to pick up his evidence.

Easy moments: "Top Ten black talk on the Internet" is popular on campus"

Second: water ......

During our military training, we organized karaoke activities at night, but we basically asked to maintain a sitting posture. The mm in the class is responsible for the curtain: "Here is a buffalo!" MM returned to the background for a moment and ran out: "I'm sorry, a certain person dedicated to everyone is" Water Car "." As a result, the music sounded like the sailor of Zheng Zhihua. The guy was so depressed that he was running on the station ......

Third: Food

When I had a chat while eating in the canteen, I suddenly found myself dropping a piece of food out. I thought I was sorry for the waste of food, and I picked it up. But later I found that the meal was not mine ......

Fourth: Self-passion

During the Mid-Autumn Festival in my sophomore year, my pager suddenly woke up and was confiscated by the teacher. In the afternoon, the teacher asked me to go to the office and gave me a two thousand-character examination. After training, the teacher gave me a finger at his desk and said, "Take it back ." I was dizzy when I was trained. I looked up and saw a box of beautifully packed moon cakes on the table (in fact, it was the welfare that the school gave to the teacher). I was very grateful and forgot my pager, grab the moon cake and run ...... The teacher slowly stepped out and said, "Ah ......" ......

Fifth: "for" what?

My friend's son was a sophomore. He called the girl one night and was unfortunately received by her mother. A mother worried about her daughter's performance decline as soon as she heard that she was a boy, and she was very vigilant and asked, "What is your surname ?" The boy said, "My name is Wei ." The other party's tone is very rude: "Wei what ?" The boy was even more nervous and stickly replied, "I don't know why. My father is also surnamed Wei ......"

Think back to the past: Campus-once heard of the moment

Sixth: Super "cold"

I once asked me if I had a napkin at the table. She didn't know why she suddenly replied, "I have a sanitary napkin ." Suddenly the class was silent. I sweated and said, "Keep it yourself. I can't use it anyway ......"

7. repair? Shame!

When I was in high school, my classmates rushed out to buy lunch boxes. A girl walked around the road to get ahead of others. As a result, the manhole cover was not covered. She fell down! After a while, she climbed up along the track. It was a nightmare. A group of junior high school children walked past her side with horror. She was in a hurry and said, "Hey! Difficult to fix ......"

Eighth: bright ......

The two students in the department fought, and the responsibility was entirely on the target. They were asked to review the fight at the year-level conference. The bad guy wrote a brute-force long review book and said when talking about the details of the fight: "At that time, we were eating. Because of a dispute, as a student cadre, I was very polite to him based on the principle of seeking truth from facts, however, he suddenly pointed something to me, and I can no longer suppress my indignation ......" Speaking of this, the counselor finally couldn't stand it anymore. He rushed onto the podium and asked, "What is something bright? You can make it clear !" The bad guys say in silence for several seconds: "Rice spoon ......"