Famous quotes from the shanzhai Edition

1. I quietly came, quietly walked, and waved the dagger, leaving no breath
2. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have a big volume and a small volume of hair.
3. Why is my eyes full of tears? Because I installed B very deeply.
4. There is no impervious wall and no beams that cannot be lifted.
5. When the moon was there, I looked up
6. If you have a long time, you must have a long time. If you have a drink, you must have a drink.
7. What are you unhappy about? Make everyone happy.
8. In front of the Chinese team, the Olympic team wearing a yellow shirt also had the Brazilian style.
9. Every time I look for my mom. Please fasten your seat belt
10. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li JUNJI Li Yuchun is made of cement.
11. Most of the men in bars are looking for excitement, while most women are excited.
12. Don't blame the dog for keeping it up.
13. When you can't figure it out, think about China, and everything becomes clear.
14. The hero does not ask the way out, and the rogue does not look at the age
15. Raise two fingers and say, "students, the key to learning mathematics is three words !! Do more exercises
16. Make a fuss!
17. Happiness is a comparison level. You must have something to feel at the bottom.
18. A "hold" sentence is better than a sentence "I will give it to you ".
19. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.
20. When a man meets a woman, there will be only one anniversary and no independent day.
21. Close your eyes and I see my future ......
22. The road went straight forward.
23. When the trousers lose their belts, they can understand what is dependency.
24. Sometimes life is like a computer, saying that a dead machine will crash and there is no discussion.
25. The sea was full of fish and the drums were broken.
26. The grievance that can be said is not a grievance; the lover that can be snatched is not a lover.
27. Smoke is not obedient, So we "smoke ".
28. People are not as beautiful as they are!
29. Beyond love, there are radishes in other places.
30. I thought that "invisible" people could not find me, and it was useless. People like me, wherever they are, are like fireflies in the dark night. They are clear enough to stand out.
31. A diamond remains forever and goes bankrupt!
32. The iron Rooster will still have rust. You are a stainless steel cock!
33. People have not been able to touch the flowers and plants.
34. Everyone was born with originality. Sadly, many people are getting pirated!
35. Do not say that someone else has a mental illness. The premise is that someone else has a mental illness.
36. Lie down wherever you fall.
37. I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they meet me!
38. The most contradictory thing between couples is to imagine the future of each other, but remember the past of each other.
39. If you get angry for one minute, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
40. Busy is a kind of happiness, so that we don't have time to experience the pain; busy is a kind of happiness, let us feel the real life; tired is a kind of enjoyment, let us have no time and emptiness.
41. Life is like "breathing", "calling" is to take a breath, "breathing" is to fight for a breath.
42. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.
43. When you get married, you can wear a cotton coat for free. It is inconvenient but warm.
44. The hero is sad, and I am not a hero. The beauty makes me pass the customs.
45. Destiny: You can only play it if you have a destiny. What can you do!
46. The journey of exploration is not to discover the New World, but to cultivate new perspectives.
47. I have no intention of being different. How can I have a superior taste.
48. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with. How good a person is depends on who he gives advice. How successful a person is depends on who he is.
49. Sighing is the most time-consuming thing, and crying is the most effort-consuming action.
50. Men's brains like women's inner, but eyes like women's appearance.
51. The salted fish turned over, or the salted fish.
52. I can give up, but cannot give up.
53. As a typical failure, you are too successful.
54. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The foundation for low profile is to keep a high profile at any time.
55. Women like bad men, not long men.
56. Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.
57. When the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when you don't need you, you become a ruling!
58. Fall, climb up and cry again.
59. Sometimes marriage is not an affair, but a time.
60. It is not because you forget it, but because you remember it.
61. Let the future come and let the past go.
62. Is it so powerful? The dinosaurs are not extinct!
63. A good lie: it is a good excuse for your deception.
64. Parents cheat children call education; parents cheat parents call deception; and mutual fraud call generation gap.
65. Don't talk to me about feelings or money.
66. Humor is the joy of laughter when a person wants to cry.
67. When the door to happiness is closed, the other will open. We often stare at closed doors, but the opened doors are invisible.
68. Coffee is bitter and sweet, not in how to mix, but in whether to put sugar; a piece of pain, not in how to forget, but in whether you have the courage to start again.
69. The reason why people are tired is that they can't put on shelves, tear off their faces, and solve their feelings.
70. Love is a waste of effort, and then one hundred thousand times out!
71. What's best in life is not the moment of realizing your dreams, but the process of sticking to your dreams!