Female programmer had a dream, the gods of the netizens replied

a micro-blog sent by a female programmer:

"Last night dreamed of boyfriend and other women in the shopping, dream my first reaction is to check the source code, the results of debugging half a day to find out why the woman is not me, the last tearful to the woman commented out, and then a run is my boyfriend's own shopping. ”

The gods of the netizens replied:

1, point the woman's pointer to you can; _ (: З"∠) _

2. Who asked you to set up your boyfriend as public? ; Σ (っ°д°;) Our store

3, add a breakpoint to see who the woman is; (?ω?)

4, the heart is really soft, should be his interface shield off; (?_?)

5, protected shopping (youonly); (??_?)?

6, design problems, should adopt a single case mode; (??ω???)

7, did not do regression test; 's finger licking (￣д￣;) Dentetsu

8, the standard practice is to make an assertion; •?) ?

9, comments out, shopping parameters do not change it? ; (@￣ー￣@)

10, finally tearful to the woman to comment off, and then a run is my boyfriend's own shopping, and is obviously the variable name of the scope of the problem, change the name on the line (? · •?) ?

11, you can also have a multi-threaded algorithm, set your priority to 99, an idle thread priority set to 50, the woman's priority set to 49. Jiangzi will never be dispatched (??ω???)

12, that also does not matter, that the old song with that woman ... Your BF is not moving there ... Keep (?ω?)

13, on the trick, with Goto, do a dead cycle, let them stroll dead (? · •?) ?

14, good-hearted point, do not goto, call the Exit function to end the process, delight when Ah's finger licking (￣д￣;) Dentetsu

15, check the log, just go shopping?? (¯?¯?)

SOURCE from Douban: "A woman programmer Twitter sent a tweet"

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Female programmer had a dream, the gods of the netizens replied