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Monk with No name:why does hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packages of just eight?

Kar:what the hell is that?

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Monk with No name:somehow I sense he has potential.

Jade:really? I Sense he's mostly full of s***.

Monk with No name:but rich manure can fertilize fields which would feed millions.

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Kar:so, I figured it out, what hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing are, life doesn ' t always work out according to plan so being happy with what you've got, because you can always Get a hot dog.

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Monk with No Name:it ' s isn't about Anger-it's about peace. It's not about Power-it's about grace. It's not about knowing your enemy-it's about knowing yourself.

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Monk with No Name:air are as real as you and me. You has to-step on it as if it were a stone, swim through it as if it were the sea. All truly believe.

Kar:believe What, that the laws of gravity don ' t exist?

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[Nina shows Jade a picture of a refugee kneeling in front of a mans with a rifle]

Nina:tell me, deep inside, at the bottom of your soul, who would are you rather? The man is shot? The shooting?

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Monk with No Name:an Enlightened Mans would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a quiet co Nversation over a bowl of Cocoa puffs.

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Monk with no name:water which are too pure has no fish.

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[Monk puts some ointment on Kar ' s hand]

Kar:hey, I like this. It ' s cool. It ' s comfy. It ' s fast acting. This stuff is great. What is it?

Monk with No Name:homemade. From my own urine.

[Kar sniffs his hand]

Kar:that ' s disgusting!

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Strucker:you May is my granddaughter. But that'll only protect your for so long.

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Cabbie: [Playing ethnic music with no words] does you guys like this music?

Kar, Monk with No Name: ... yea!

Cabbie:it ' s the Bomb diggity.

[Phone rings]

Cabbie:excuse me I had to talk to my baby-mamma-to-be.

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Master Monk:you defeated an army of enemies while a flock of crane circled above. You battled the Palace of Jade. You freed-never knew with a family you never had.

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Monk with No. Name: [of Kar] for some reason, I believe he had potential.

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Strucker:monk, May is good, but is not bulletproof.

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Strucker:i don ' t like monkeys.

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Mr. Kojima:and I am through taking your messages. My name is Kokijima. Not Sony, Sanyo, Toshiba.

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Kar:you can at least tell me why those guys were chasing

Monk with No Name:all right.

[Throws off coat]

Monk with No name:let me put it in a language you'll understand.

Kar: [Softly] Ok

Monk with No name:why does hot dogs come in packages of ten when hot dog buns come in packages of just eight?

kar:wha! What's the hell is? You can ' t answer my question with another question, ' specially not one as stupid as that

Monk with No Name:when your attain the state of enlightenment that allows your to answer my question, I'll answer yours

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