Genius student's genius answer (hilarious)

Genius student's genius answer (hilarious)

1. My deskmate was suddenly inspired by the words I used in the exam ~ In the previous sentence, I asked jun How worried he would have to fill the last sentence. He added the following sentence: Like a Red Cross roll (like a river spring water flowing eastward) the teacher had to write an X ~ on the volume ~ He also said with confidence: "I was inspired !"   2. It is also a word used in the Chinese language examination. The question is: "You are not a teacher." As a result, a strong person in our class will answer: "You're welcome. The next day, the parent will be called to the school. 3. It is also a Chinese language examination. Question: the waves of the Yangtze River are pushed forward. A: A generation is worse than a generation of waves. The result is naturally a parent. See the parent again. 4. When I was in high school, I had a question like this: please write the full name of Mr. Teng Ye in Mr. Lu Xun's work Mr. Teng Ye. The answer is as follows: Vine, Wolf, and so on, some of them are: tengye little sheep, and tengye big color wolf ~~~ Angry teachers scold us for ignorance on the broadcast 5. Modify the exam to answer the question "water is shining out of the Lotus", or answer the question "Heroes in the troubled world", or "beautiful women in the mountain village", or answer the question "dragon in the deep ocean "......, Make people laugh and cry. 6. Another time, the question is: good medicine is conducive to illness, even one of the students replied: Smoking, drinking, and hurting the body, adding an exclamation point at the end --- ah !!! 7. The subject of the examination is the grape wine evening cup. One person wrote: "There are a lot of beautiful women with money. The result is self-evident. 8. If you are poor, you will find yourself alone. The next sentence: if you are rich, you will have your wife in groups. 9. A teacher asked: "What is the next sentence of the martyr's twilight years ?" Even though I have never heard of this sentence, I heard of it as "before the tomb of the martyrs", so Zhang said that "on huangquan Road" the class fainted ~~~~~~ 10. The name of the materials provided by the Chinese teacher was written in silence: three thousand people in the harem jiali, a student received: the iron rod was ground into a rust needle. 11. When I was in junior high school, I took a Chinese examination. Then I and a few other students were asked by the teacher to help me change the examination papers of other classes. There was a famous saying that I was born with an outstanding question. A student answered a rare question: Er's death was boundless. 12. Worried workers can make the country better, saying: Close your eyes to raise your spirits 13. The more static the forest is, the more happy the dog is. (Giant cold) 14. When I was in junior high school, I took an exam and asked, "What is Liu Bang's recuperation policy ?" One of my classmates replied: I smiled and went to bed for less than ten years. 15. I tested my language once and asked: what was the beginning of spring breeze? Answer: cut grass without root removal. (Khan ~~~ I saw more martial arts novels in those days)