Men and Women's 30 classic Humorous _ Classic net Pick

1, with their own house, unmarried women are like a few years out of thin air, and have the patience to choose a lover slowly. A man to a woman for advice: we first rent a house to live, married save money to buy a house? Woman: I might as well rent a husband first.

2, Beautiful is a woman's pass-an old saying just, also calculate irrefutable truth. Obviously is sweetener, finally also not necessarily wins the beauty to return, but is the dead end to please her. And those who lack of visual effect, although some clearly is the medicine, because of bitter, men often can not make the determination to marry her.

3, marriage is an umbrella. With it, the wind and rain strong Yue natural comfort incomparable, but more flat light weather, an umbrella is inevitable is a burden.

4. The woman asked, "Do You Love Me?" The man replied, "I like you." The man asked, "Why don't you accept me?" "You can find better than me," the woman replied. It seems that men and women like to use synonyms, but the banana outside an extra layer of skin, or cotton hidden inside a needle.

5, wives such as clothes-the fashion is so changeable, the cost of clothes is increasingly expensive; men don't have a good thing--but it is, after all, the biggest buyer market for women.

6, in love, men compare women to stars, birds, angels and so on with the sky-related things; When the love is broken, men take the sky for themselves, and put the loved woman back on the ground.

7, the old couple longer and more like. Some say because they love each other. But the doctor says, the cause is the same, the diet structure is same, rest and rest law synchronization. The leaves on the same tree grow more and more alike.

8, older unmarried men and women like to take a bus to sit over the station. Sometimes it is because the seats on the bus are so comfortable that they simply don't want to get out of the car, sometimes because they don't know their own platform. What about men and women who don't marry for life? They are bus drivers.

9, from childhood to have been able to go smoothly to huaqianyuexia, it is a miracle. Like the original plan to walk from Beijing to Guangzhou, there is always the temptation of the Voice: "Get in the car." Your feet are hard to indomitable.

10, I am very busy--when I hear this sentence, parents are worried about the health of their children; their friend thought the man was successful; his wife immediately felt the burden of her housework was heavy; his girlfriend wept, and she began to realize that her position in his mind was not necessarily a matter of his career, or even a signal or excuse for breaking up.
　
11, a group of people in the discussion of what modern do the most risky? Mountaineering, gliding, extreme sports ... Say anything. In fact, feeling is the greatest adventure, and in any age. Because all kinds of risky behavior is a big deal to die, but emotional torture makes life worse than death.

12, the Lover is an animal, the loved one is a plant. If Love is rejected, it is certainly the animal that leaves, because the plant does not give birth to the foot to run.

13, Mavis Hsu has a song called "You Smoke", write a spoony woman running around the town to buy his smoke. After the movie "People about Dusk", the female ghost stood behind the Liang to ask the small shop assistant: "Have ere a cigarette?" and "Finger light tobacco taste, memory of the Taste of love." Why is it always a smoke, not something else that evokes a woman's memory? There is only one explanation: a man's specificity of a cigarette brand corresponds to a woman's single-minded love.

14. Someone confessed to the priest who hid a man at home in World War II and collected his rent. The priest comforted him that there was no fault. But the man asked, should I tell him that the war is over? When we believe that love is still there, but it has passed, and we do not want to face the reality, as if in the dark. The question is: who is receiving our "rent"?

15, first have sex, after having sex, love, just like having an egg after a chicken, the first chicken has an egg, it is difficult to say which is the truth, which is more noble than another.

16, men's greatest secret is often told confidante, not same-sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately canceled. It's called gain.

17, many singers who sing love songs have never Loved, this is the most ridiculous thing, but also the most reasonable thing. Love will not sing so intoxicated.

18, the deeper the relationship the longer, more and more specific care, from elegance to vulgar, from the spirit to the body. When she was madly in love, she asked him, "Are you in a good mood?" After getting married, she asked him, "Is this fish 6 yuan a kilo expensive?" "or" Is your hemorrhoids okay? ”

19, marriage is a keyboard, too many orders and rules; Love is a mouse, a bit on the pass. The man is more important than the host, and the woman is like a monitor, everything can be seen.

20, a good woman is a man's school. A good woman hopes that this good student will never graduate.

21, an unmarried woman sigh: Why mature men, good men have become the husband of others, not married men do not have a decent? She was reminded that wives cultivate good husbands, and no man can learn from them.

22, remember the University or park on the lawn and shade of love? Now the lawn has been replaced with imported turf, and the trees are getting smaller.

23, a rock singer sang: Find a girlfriend, or a dog? Today it's up to the golden bird to say, "A boyfriend and a dog."

24, men tend to work on the partner and the life of the partner is very clear, therefore, he would like to cooperate with the strong woman in love with the gentle women, with the former drinking tea with the latter, so, "fallen Angel", the killer Dawn Michelle Reis partner for many years is still a business relationship and the street girl Karen Mok a loving.

25, I am ugly, but I am very gentle-today's men and women with the adaptation of the Chao Chuan version: I am not perfect, but I am very real, I am not beautiful, but I am cool, I am not rich, but I am happy, I do not succeed, but I am very confident, I am not affectionate, but I know how to cherish.

26, Sheng Yue is a stage, a test, an opportunity. When you are in love, men will take advantage of it, and women will take advantage of it when they are married.

27, there are often people in the radio song, hope that the love of the person may hear. The possibility to hear is very small, but incredibly often a miracle occurs. Some people say love is a high fever, but say Love is a miracle is accurate. There is no more typical miracle in life than love, it can make people from ugly to beautiful, make impossible things become possible.

28, Zhang Xiaoxian said: The prodigal son, not because of you, but his heart is tired. It's like a sleepy bump on a pillow and a sunny day out. But adding the words "because you are there" is enough to make her feel full of accomplishment.

29, when young, take a lot of photos, a book in the living room for others to see, until the old, just understand that the photos are taken to see themselves. The lens of a thick life is in sight, and Ligatures's memoirs are saved.

30, when I was a child to eat 20 buns as a life ideal, I am very happy; After earning more than 5000 a month, I still do not feel happy. When career, love, family, money is not missing, people often lack the same thing-hunger. The desire to maintain the bottom line is happy.