If u argue with him, he says u are stubborn;
If you talk to him, he says you're stubborn.
If u keep quiet, he says u have no brains.
If you are Shen Mo, he says you have no brains!
If u are smarter than him, he'll lose face;
If you are smarter than him, he has no face
If he's smarter than u, he is great.
If he is smarter than you, he is great!
If u don't love him, he tries to possess U;
If you don't love him, he wants to have you.
If u love him, he will try to leave U. (very true huh ?)
If you love him, he tries to leave you.
If u tell him your problem, he says u are troblesome;
If you tell him your problem, he says you're in trouble.
If u don't, he says that u don't trust him.
If you don't, he says you don't trust him.
If u scold him, u are like a nanny to him;
If you scold him, You look like his nurse.
If he scolds U, it is because he cares for u.
If he scolded you, it means he "cares" about you
If u break your promise, u cannot be trusted;
If you do not keep your promise, you are untrusted.
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.
If he does not keep his promise, he cannot.
If u smoke, u are bad girl;
If you smoke, you are a bad woman
If he smokes, he is gentlement.
If he smokes, he is a gentleman
If u do well in your exams, he says it's luck;
If your score is good, he says it's luck.
If he does well, It's brains.
If he does well, he says it's strength!
If u hurt him, u are cruel;
If you hurt him, it means you're cruel.
If he hurts u, u are too sensitive !! Sooo hard to please !!!!!
If he hurts you, it means you are too sensitive and difficult to please!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true .......
If you send this letter to boys, they will swear that the above is incorrect ..
But if u don't they say u are selfish .....
If you don't send it to them, they say you're selfish.