Recipe for zombies

Since I published a prescription for "taobaozi" on the Internet, I have received a lot of attention from my friends. Many of my friends have started to use this method and some of them have been cured, every day, someone will look for me on QQ. Today, a person is here to make me laugh. The QQ record is as follows:

17:01:31 165024425

Hi!

 

Listen to Tang. Net 17:12:07

 

17:02:10 165024425

Not very interesting. I want to ask if a dog can eat it?

My dog has this thing.

Listen to Tang. Net 17:12:51

I don't know.

17:02:54 165024425

Go to the hospital. The doctor said he did not dare to open the knife. Let's try it in a traditional way. Use cigarettes or rope.

Listen to Tang. Net 17:14:08

Depend on me

Dogs do not affect your life. Forget it.

17:04:19 165024425

The impact occurs between several toes at the sole of the foot, and bleeding occurs as soon as you walk.

Listen to Tang. Net 17:17:03

I really don't understand. I don't know if I can eat it.

Listen to Tang. Net 17:17:20

I am not a doctor, not a veterinarian. I am engaged in it.

17:07:27 165024425

Oh, I am in a hurry too. If I go to the hospital, the doctor can't help me, so I can only find a prescription on the Internet.

The doctor is sure it's the doctor.

Listen to Tang. Net 17:18:35

Haha, if you want to try it, it is estimated that it will not die. This is a multi-grain, no side effects.

17:08:40 165024425

I think so too. I don't want to die, and there is no side effect. I just want to give it a dog food.

Listen to Tang. Net 17:20:31

Yes. You can try it. No.

 

17:10:17 165024425

Yes, thank you.