What is a programmer?

Programmers are the most emotional
If you die, he will save you. If you die, he will remember to cry, but it's okay to ignore you.

The programmer is an outsider
Thin face, hard-hearted, specific performance in, you scold him, he will blushing, in fact, he is indifferent.

Rogue programmers
You can only hook up on the Internet.
Seeing a beautiful girl, not talking, not expressing, looks normal, in fact, it is already playing a rogue game.

Long-lived programmers
Rabbits run fast, die early, turtles run slowly, and live for a long time. facts have proved that life lies in turtles.

Programmer is God
They live in the spiritual world, sitting in front of a computer is just his body. Through time and space, through lofty sentiments and countless beautiful women. It was not until the body felt hungry that it had to eat the hard-to-eat fast food.

Good programmers
It is often said that this story is too old for a gentleman to speak, and programmers are also too slow to speak.

Programmers have a naive Childlike Innocence.
Often fooled by the boss, always believe in the promise, even if suddenly realized, but also a long sigh, continue to work again. Really cute.