What programmers want most is not 3 things!

Once the master asked his disciples to give you three words to express what you wanted most and what you couldn't get!
Disciple A: raise the salary
Disciple B: memory stick
Disciple C: the holiday is always unavailable because of what he wants most. <office sunflower dictionary>

the meaning of going to work is to provide some reasonable office discussions without your conscience.
I suggest you refer to the explanation method, so as not to understand what the other party is saying!
1. Original article: Maybe I can work overtime to finish the work.
Note: What time do you want me to do this?
2. Original article: I'm not sure whether this can be implemented.
note: this is not a problem.
3. Original article: is it true?
Note: Put your fart!
4. Original article: Maybe you can ask others' opinions.
Note: you are waiting to see who will handle you!
5. Original article: Of course, I am also very concerned about it.
Note: Who is free?
6. Original article: Sorry, I did not participate in this plan.
Note: I copied it! What does this matter to me?
7. Original article: Well, this is very interesting.
Note: What is this shit?
8. Original article: I will try to insert this into the work progress.
Note: Why didn't you explain it earlier?
9. Original article: He may not be familiar with this matter.
Note: @ # $ @! is installed in his head @!!
10. Original article: Why are you not satisfied with this work?
Note: Shit! What do you want to pick up?
11. Original article: My workload may be a little too heavy.
Note: I will get this salary. Are you tired of me?
12. Original article: I like to accept challenges.
Note: This is a bad job!
13. Original article: I think this should not be a problem.
Note: What is this?
14. Original article: You may not know much about it.
Note: what is in your head? Paste ?!
15. Original article: I understand.
Note: What is this ?!
16. Original article: Yes. We should discuss it.
Note: Copy !! What idiot meeting do you want to hold?