Man of the top ten soil scum behavior _ Classic Net Pick

1. Do a V-shaped gesture when taking photos: Oh, God, save this old man! Even if you stand like a stake.

2. Idol Worship: There is no idol, only "the object of vomiting."

3. Do not use a handkerchief, this is more embarrassing than naked running in the street. There is sweat to rub on the body, no matter how much white expensive clothes up to the head, the action to be very elegant. Our slogan is: Do not ask for the most NB, as long as more nb!

4. Do not mention the portable computer everywhere clowning, sure to be seen immediately. And the higher the level of the hand, the more embarrassing. These days, understand the computer can be more and more, except Gates, who took the hand out of the door must be recognized as an idiot, as for gates, he is to mention lunch box out of people as a new concept of electronic

5. Do not take out your fast translation or similar electronic notepad in the time of many people. Unfortunately out of the should immediately find a seam to get into, people have gone out again. When many people hide good fast translation, do not expose the slip, remember the phone or something immediately took out a notebook and a tube pen. Encounter those not smart to ask why not fast translation, you just sweep him with the right eye and then a sneer away, sneer must be in place, let people understand that you are not used but disdain a use. Now the popular return to simplicity, holding a small stick chaos of the past.

6. Never use your wallet, just a few bucks in your pocket don't need to buy a wallet. The most taboo to pay the time left to dig out a wallet before turning to turn out a ten pieces, most appreciate is the hands pockets, ask how much money, "80".
"80?" This is 100, no need to find. "From the trouser pocket like magic as quickly as possible to hand out the money to the waiter, remember, must openly" handed "to the waiter, and the voice of the speech to special nature, can not tremble, leaving still have a deep smile thank the waiter's service. Absolute pie!

7. Do not care about the brand of clothing and gold goods silver, my brother that big underwear or Cardin, do not turn out the brand to look at the basic thought is a rag to spell. A good man doesn't care what he wears, he's a bad guy, and of course his pants are zipped up. Gold is the silver goods are put there to the migrant workers Rob, Li Ka-shing is wearing a chain, others will certainly think is unknown rare metal. See, the real show is not on the decorations!

8. Do not open mouth shut my wife how, although you are hen-pecked at home, but do not take the outside still with the mouth, the wife is to be afraid of dripping, but in the heart.

9. Do not meet to say that my QQ is how much, these days still chatting in the QQ men are mostly work nothing to do, work no Woman love failed men.

100 million don't look at the paste, hey a happy, turn around and leave; how do you have to go back to a "hehe", "Hey Hei" and so on, even if you scold me a sentence also become Ah, now meet not all popular this well "today you top?" ”