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You are a mountain, I am a water, you are a tree, I am a vine, I am a tea bag, I am a boiling water, I soak you !!!

Your brain is sharp. Please reply quickly. I went up the hill to cut firewood. When I encountered a bubble, I didn't eat Part A or B. Who did I eat?

 

If it is better than pig, I think you have at least two differences: 1. You can eat it better than pig. 2. It is smarter than you.

 

Zhang Yimou shouted: I am red, I miss you, I am hungry, I want you to sleep, I don't want to catch it; Shaanxi City beauty shouted: I want to go up, I miss you, I want you to sleep! (Shaanxi dialect)

 

Dear, tell you that age is not a problem, height is not distance, weight is not stress, money is not ability. So we must always be together! Watching you every day!

Besides Qingdao, I don't drink any beer. I don't play any sports except football. I don't love any girls except you. Which food do you like besides me?

You are a little aura, I am a little silly; you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic; you are a little aroma, I am a little smoke; if you are angry, I will not lose my temper.

 

A young couple woke up in the early morning and shouted: My husband is back. Upon hearing this, the husband immediately grabbed his trousers and jumped out of the window.

 

Hiqi really Siqi, found that the intention of spring green, spring green mind problems, do not eat, do not rest, ask where the spring green is, is immersed in reading the news!

 

Riddle: Ten boys watching five girls take a bath-playing an idiom (colorful)

 

A prostitute opens a store-reputation (sexual desire) is paramount; a prostitute opens a newspaper-welcome to the Press (engage in); a prostitute's job is a daily task.

 

The hacker said to the prostitute, "wanshui Qishan is always in love. It won't work if you don't have 10 lines ." The prostitute replied: "There are true feelings in the world. It is 10 yuan to earn 10 more ."

 

One day, a rooster was in the yard, chasing the hen to bite. Why did you say this ??? (Answer: the hen has a duck egg .)

 

The sun is pregnant (playing a song.

 

When I drank too much alcohol last night, I went deep into the forest and vomited.

 

The pig catches up with the sheep and carries the trees. Do you know why ?...... Let me tell you, too!

 

It's not your fault to be too ugly, but it's your fault if you come out and make it scary!

 

Go into a deep and narrow canyon and find a wolf in front and a ghost in the back. Do you want to shoot a wolf or a ghost?

 

A young literary girl writes an article to ask the professor. Professor!

 

Teacher: "Please make a sentence with a cow !" Raw: "A cow !" "Okay! Can I create another one ?" "Another cow !"

 

A Jie crossed the grave and heard a knock. He was very scared. Suddenly he saw a person cutting the stone tablet. A Jie said to the man, "you have frightened me. What are you doing? The man replied: they carved my name wrong.

 

My father beat me twice today. The first time I saw my two-point transcript, the second time I saw it when I was a child.

 

When the flies went to the bathroom for dinner, the son asked: Dad, why do we always eat shit? Dad said angrily: Don't ask such disgusting questions during dinner!

 

Spring is approaching, birds fall in love, ant cohabiting, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes are aborted, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars are remarried, frogs have children, what are you waiting?

When Li gedangdang is Li gedang, male comes and is looked at, I grow in the ground, Chai looks for me, it is not good for you, you see you shout du Miao.

When you are empty and lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can use a knife to cut it, cut it, and cut it. At the same time, you can vent yourself and shout loudly: I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen ......

 

Xiao Ming put a very loud fart in the elevator. Xiao Mao pinched his nose and pointed his hand to a sign on the elevator door and said, "Didn't you see that it says, 'Be careful "?

Text message for mobile check: when the call interval is chrome, the initial call interval is too long. If the message cannot be displayed, dial 151-551-97049.

Say four words to your boss to make sure that you will be able to fly in the future. Four-character mantra: embryo companion compensation.

 

Tips for self-testing: After fart, bow your head and suck, and then observe whether the people around you smell the smell. If yes, you must exercise more in accordance with this method. If no, it proves that you are Superman!

 

My father criticized my son: I had a poor academic performance. I am a little pig. Do you know what pig is? Son: Yes, it's the son of a pig !!!!

 

According to the FBI, bin Laden was found in Henan Province, China, because he heard the light and went to bed every night over Henan Province at around 10 o'clock.

 

A robber was very busy recently, so he held the fake shouqiang bought by baigou and went to beiyou Finance Department for a robbery.

"Pay the money !" The robbers shouted, but the accountant did not raise his head: "I'm off duty. Come back tomorrow !"

The robbers burst out in fear.

 

A hen is hatching eggs comfortably.

Suddenly, an egg was drilled out of its ass.

Hen: What's going on? How did you run out?

Little eggs: You... You fart !!!

Hen: @ # $ *&......

 

A group of people crowded

Old Wang rushed up

There are too many people.

How to squeeze in?

Wang Xinsheng

Shouted: "Let it go! I am the father of the dead"

At this moment, all the people looked at him with a different look.

Originally ......

A dead dog

 

Ainemo: Dad, I fail to pass half of my subjects in this test...

Parent: It doesn't matter. Just continue to work !!

One month later,

Ainemo: Dad, this time I have half of my subjects passed ..

Parent: Good. Make progress. Continue to work hard...

 

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