Inadvertently discovered such a function, you can randomly output the jokes about RMS. It's very interesting.
' Fact ' is a function from the FILE/USR/SHARE/OCTAVE/3.6.2/M/MISCELLANEOUS/FACT.M
--Command:fact
--Function File:t = fact ()
Display an amazing and random fact about the world ' s greatest
Hacker. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Richard Stallman instead
Instantiated himself polymorphically. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Richard Stallman released his own DNA under GNU FDL.
Richard Stallman ' s brain accepts UNIX commands.
Richard Stallman doesn ' t need to buy a bigger hard drive. He can compress data
Infinitely.
"They can take we lives, but they can never take our freedom." Willian Wallace
After a litle talk with Richard Stallman.
There is no chin behind Richard Stallman ' s legendary beard, there are only
Another Emacs.
Richard Stallman successfully compiled a kernel of popcorn.
Stallman can chown anything! [Email protected]~$ chown Stallman:stallman Earth
(for example)
There is no software development process, only a bunch of programs Richard
Stallman allows to exist.
Richard Stallman ' s nervous system is completely wireless.
Richard Stallman wrote the HAL9000 OS.
Richard Stallman never showers:he runs ' make clean '.
Richard Stallman'll revert the big rip by adding parenthesis to the dark
Matter.
Richard Stallman had a Google Plus account in 2010.
Richard Stallman is my shephurd, and I am his GNU.
RMS means "RMS means Stallman"
Richard Stallman is isn't affected by Godwin's law.
Richard Stallman ' s flute only plays free music.
Global warming is caused by Richard Stallman ' s rage toward Non-free software.
Richard Stallman exists because he compiled himself into being.
GNU Octave fact function output