God, give me a girl !!!

God, give me a girl !!!

"You are really good, handsome, and charming. You have an extraordinary conversation, wide experience, humorous, considerate, clever, and handsome, the sky is shining." My aunt turned around and said, "You can't be so big, don't look for a wife !"

Aunt recently launched an "online marriage Magpie Bridge Contact Center". When she was an old man, she had to talk about the media. She devoted her life to bringing together countless men and women that could not be reached by the eight slaves and enjoying herself, be happy. When she was a young director, she once used her post to talk about the media. After her retirement, she took advantage of her position as the head of the website's center.

"Bamboo on flowers, hemp on blind, leaves on mud" No male or male, only the wrong matchmaker "opened her website and immediately found these two sentences. My aunt instructed me to open one page after another, and finally pointed to the pictures of the four girls and said to me, "according to your conditions, my aunt specially gave you the four girls and introduced them to you, what do you think?"

Aunt Jin is talking about the media. She often said what she had to do first in the near-water building platform. She really gave me a few excellent products. The four girls were both brilliant, and they fell into the wild. At this moment, I really had the pleasure of choosing an emperor. I tried my best to suppress the lively and chaotic heart and calmly said to my aunt, "Marriage is a big thing, I decided to try it one by one this time to find the best one." Aunt said with a smile, saying you 'd be honest with me! I smiled at her naively: "Can I be so patient ?" Aunt smiled and said, "No, who does not know who ?"

After the makeup and makeup are completely packed, I went out and it was very handsome. This packaging was cool and cool. I could tell you that my eyebrows are like swords, but my eyes are like stars, and my face is like longyue, appearance than PAN an, line such as Tiger step, Yue like dragon Teng, moving as rabbit, quiet as a child, Jin lilai, down the old head, inside three shots, outside Luo Meng, left Qinglong, right White Tiger @ # % & % ^ .........

A female, 28 years old, Senior Manager, met her in the Shangri-La restaurant. According to the report, she had no time to fall in love at ordinary times. Even now she had to get married and used her dinner time.

We started to fall in love in a friendly and friendly atmosphere. She seemed to like western food and ordered two steaks. I asked her, "Why are we not eating at home ?"

She waved a knife and a fork skillfully and was about to answer the question. The phone rang and she smiled at me apologetically: "Sorry, I have a call ." I made an elegant gesture, and then watched her give a series of instructions to the phone. There were two English sentences from time to time.

Five minutes later, she went back to the table.
"Sorry, this is a very important business negotiation. So, by the way, what did you say ?"
"Why am I not eating at home ?"
She had two steaks and was about to answer the question. The phone rang and she smiled at me apologetically: "Sorry, I have a call ."
Five minutes later, she returned to the table and said, "Sorry, you know, this negotiation is really important. By the way, what did you say ?"
"Oh, why am I not eating at home ?"
She was just about to answer the question. When the phone rang, she smiled at me apologetically: "Sorry, I have a call ."
When she sat in front of me for the fourth time and asked me what to say, I sighed and stood up. Sorry, I smiled at her. "Sorry, I have a call." In her stunned eyes, I turned on my cell phone, walked out and shouted at the microphone with a higher volume: "what? Will the other party refuse to give in? Still insist on $0.2 billion? Good! 0.2 billion! Deal! Yes, right ....."

B: 23 years old, unemployed.
As agreed, I stood in a game room and waited for her. After waiting for half an hour, she burst into the room and patted me on the shoulder: "are you, buddy ?" I looked at the redhaired girl in front of her jeans and chewing gum, hesitated and replied, "I am ." She looked very good and hit me and said, "Do you know what I got today ?" I don't understand, "ah? What ?" "I rely on, transfer the ring! It was our gang members who fell down with a group of shaacks. We couldn't beat them at first, and then we called a group of brothers to cut them down. I spent two seconds, it's so bad ....."

Half an hour later, she was still immersed in the fight and kill of the game. She kept describing her bravery to me, and I finally couldn't bear it. she interrupted her and said, "I'll take you home!"

As soon as she arrived at her house, she suddenly cried: "bad !" I was about to leave and asked, "What is the matter ?" She turned back and said, "I forgot to bring the cover. Who did you bring it ?" I was dumpfounded and suspected that I was wrong. I asked, "What are you talking about ?" She spit out the gum: "I asked if you have a condom? I forgot to bring it. By the way, I haven't asked you yet. What is your name ?"

C female, 24 years old, famous online poet.

When she saw her, she asked me to meet at the seaside, and she heard her sitting at the seaside WHISPERING: "The Sea of anger roared without my eyes, the thick sea-scented mustard gas is filled in the decaying city ....."

I looked up and looked at the sea. The sea was so calm that I could not help but admire her supernatural imagination.

Her eyes showed a melancholy, as if she had seen me, but not me. She said, "Do you want to write poetry ?" I smiled and said, "You can write oil poems. it's not raining in the sky. It's better to rain in the first place if it falls onto the ground, however, it is difficult to hear the uncertain poems like you." Without a smile, she frowned: "Please do not use a more shallow Bo to conceal your shallow Bo ." Then she stared at a certain point in the sea for a deep state: "in the future, he should be a knowledgeable scholar, with astronomical geography, historical human feelings, ancient and modern Chinese and foreign unknown, he also has four languages. Sometimes he is violent, sometimes gentle, and slightly nervous. His eyes are sometimes gentle, sometimes bright, and sometimes dazzling, when I am alone, he will accompany me silently. We will hold each other's hands and communicate with each other in a leaping way ......"

I leaned forward and whispered in her ear, "Miss, I bet you need a TV !"

D female, 22 years old, unemployed.

She met her but was proposed by her parents at her house. Her father was so savvy that she had spent two hours alone in her living room. During this time, she was sometimes amiable and sometimes killed herself, sometimes, I'm not a fuel-saving Lamp, but I'm stuck in the dark, the water is everywhere, and I'm afraid that the two sides will not be able to go back, he even knows what to wear on the grass when my grandfather used it, and I have a rough idea about the deposit and house area of his house. At last, the orangutan finally agreed and sighed with each other: "I am not at ease with you. In fact, it is a young girl who has no choice but to do it ." I looked charming: "Where should I do? It should be so. But I'm not a little 22-year-old ?" He had no words to call his daughter.

Russian, dressed in pajamas, and a girl jumped out, her left hand was holding a large Mao Xiong. Her father pointed his finger at me and said, "I have seen this guest ." Girl bow: "Hello uncle !"

I was pretending to be a model, and suddenly I was shocked when I heard this story. When I had a sip of tea, I burst out and asked, "this is what it is --"

Her dad nodded awkwardly and said to the girl, "you have a good chat with this Eldest Brother. I have something to do ." As soon as the girl heard it, she burst into tears: "I want to watch crayon shinect. I want to watch crayon shinect. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it !!"

When her dad sent me out, she was a little reluctant and patted me on the shoulder: "In fact, when I asked you the first question, I thought the girl was not suitable for you, but -- "he handed me a business card," I still have a public relations manager in my company. If you are interested, you can try it."

Four blind dates and four fiasco, my aunt turned me out to be perfect. She finally asked me, "You, you can't even look at this girl. What do you want?"

Yes. What kind of girl do I want?

I want a healthy and ordinary person who will stir-fry tomato and eggs and operate the washing machine. There may be some freckles on his face. When I see it, I will blushing, A girl who knows how much soy sauce is and who will wipe my sweat when I carry the rice home. Is this a high requirement?

If there is such a girl, then God, I pray you will give me one!

Original: Netease James