Guo Degang Classic Sentence (31) _ Classic Net Pick

1 "Big uncle, how does the United States go?" "Ask the village chief."
2 You do not charge a large voice
3 Don't go away for a while, eat. Who goes and who pays.
4 I am a rich man. Today, I was driving, they all walked, Tianjin, the few old gentlemen, hit the Tuesday began to go. But my car, there's something wrong lately, it's a bit slow to speed up. Start Ah, I thought is the carburetor dirty, a check ah just know, is Shing off ...
5 old gentleman left the traditional crosstalk has a total of more than 1000 paragraphs, after our actors over the years continue to work hard, to now, basically has been lost ...
6 English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, and Slavic languages ... Will be seven or eight foreign words, and eight to the repeating without a swear.
7 live in the house riddled with holes, a rain calculated to kiss the life: Rain outside the house, rain outside the storm, sometimes the rain is too big, the whole family are on the street to take shelter.
8 If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury.
9 Law no matter how I shot him!
10 The man robbed the bank to drive on the North three ring. 5:30 P.M.! When the police arrived, the road was clogged with porcelain.
11 You shameless appearance has my charm of the year.
12, huh? You don't know me? Oh, my artist! I've been an artist for more than a week.
13 Guo Degang: Dili, I hope that the world peace, the people of the world to live and be prosperous and peaceful, no war, okay, eh?
God thought, this difficult point, I honestly ah, I do not have the ability, really really, I do not tell you anything else, you change the same line? Let's discuss something else.
I touch the body with a photo of someone else, brother, you look at this, this is my brother, long very cold mixed, don't get on the object, you give him a little more beautiful bar.
God: (think about it) or talk about world peace. (Tear up the photo)
Guo Degang: Hey, how did you tear up the photo, huh? You do not agree to return to disagree, tore what, I still keep evil!
14 have money, open 113 Cadillac to open the door. A sound to know is a good machine, imported from Germany, "Dodo Dodo", Oh, triple hop.
One opened up, half of Beijing city, black smoke, traffic police straight to you shout: "Sun Elders, accept the magic." ”
15 from now on, I will eat lobster no more bread.
16 grenade is expensive, if one money six, I first throw you 100 yuan of money
17 The little girl is so good that she looks like an actress in her face.
18, All right! The plane is as big as a big one, and it's rocking glass! ...... Sit big, Xiali don't give the newspaper ... Tianjin is not big, all the United States to go ... Flew to the United States for six months added more than 40,000 oil back.
19 Guo: How to do? I have too much money. I don't know how to spend it. Hey?! Yu Qian, or I'll pack you!
In: Bag me?!
Guo: Ah ... No... We'll have to pick the right face if we have any money.
20 Birthday:: Jade Emperor!~ something. Jade Emperor: What's The birthday girl? Birthday boy: Do you have a hammer and a nail? Lend me a hand. My spotted deer chewed up the railing. Jade Emperor: Birthday boy, what did I tell you, the deer you ride does not matter, you have to feed AH!~
21 Guo: A good job to build a 70-meter chimney!
Yu Qian: it's good!
Guo: Work finished at dawn, people come to an acceptance, anyway do not give us wages!
Yu Qian: not quality?
Guo: Get the drawings down, they let them repair the well!
22 Guo: Hey ~~~! Once there was a chance to make money in front of me, but I did not cherish. The opportunity passed and I was repentant. If God gave me another chance, I would like to say to the village chief: I am willing to go. If I had to put a limit on the salary before that, I would like to: 400 Yuan.
23 days cold, sent you a coat, the post office said too heavy, I put the button hinge down to send.
24 The White House at the door stood routed people, there are men and women, get Dou Zi bei are ready-reporters! I have to be careful not to get caught by them and lose the Chinese face. Down the road, these people are all over: "Master want a Plate?"
25――, what do you got?
--the eggs that my mom brought.
--Give me some.
Do not give ... You know, guess how many.
--I guess you give me one.
――...... You have to guess, I'll give you both.
――............ A 5?
26―― is a denture.
--Throw it away quickly.
Don't throw it, it's too bad.
--What is it?
--Tie up a little stick and tickle your son.
27 We fell in love with television to say crosstalk.
Why not? The director arranged for the people to applaud.
A stage, "Today", wow ~ ~, "we", wow ~ ~, "to everyone", wow ~ ~, "say a phase", Wow ~ ~, "sound", wow ~ ~,
"Not good to say", Wow ~ ~
28 9014 flights, from Xizhimen to Daxing Huang Cun, fares 5 yuan, please boarding. You said it was so much fun. The conductor stood there shouting, hurry up, there is empty seat.
29 The birth of So-and-so, his father fell ill, and came home, his mother is the most difficult. This is the husband, this side is a child, all have to tube. Feed the side, feed the medicine, feed the nurse, and feed the medicine. Feed the medicine, feed the nurse. His father is so strong that the boy has got the wrong medicine.
30 withered vines old trees faint raven, small bridge water family. The trail West Wind Thin Horse, the sunset, the broken-hearted person ... In the hospital, ... The intestines are broken and not go to the hospital!
31 law-abiding toward the face of sadness, Changliang every night, mule ride, and fair hunger. Shithio Blind, arson money, I went to the west to ask me Buddha, Buddha said: I also have no way!