Helpless post-90, post-80, post-70, post-60, post-50

Original post address:Http://www.zu14.cn/2008/11/27/56789/

Helpless after 90:
When we were born, the milk powder was poisonous,
When we get healthy, we can only eat junk food,
When we went to kindergarten, we started charging fees,
When we graduated from college, we were unemployed after graduation,
When I tried to make money, the stock market fell,
When I try to fall in love, handsome guys will become gay,
When I want to pursue all the fashion, I start to be non-mainstream again!
Helpless after 80:
When we are in elementary school, we do not need money to go to college;
When we want to go to college, we do not need money to go to elementary school;
Work is also allocated when we are not able to work;
When we can work, we can barely find a job that is ELE. Me;
When we cannot make money, the house is allocated;
When we can make money, we find that the House is not ready to afford;
When we do not enter the stock market, dummies are making money;
When we rushed in, we found ourselves a fool;
We can marry our daughter-in-law when we are not married;
When we get married, we can't marry our daughter-in-law without a house car;
When we are not looking for an object, the girls talk about it;
When we look for an object, girls speak about gold;
When we are not looking for a job, primary school students can also be leaders;
When we look for a job, college students can only wash their toilets;
When we are not giving birth to a baby, other people can give birth to a string;
When we want to have a baby, no one is allowed to have multiple.
Helpless after 70:
When we were born, we could not buy milk powder;
When we grow our bodies, eating meat depends on votes;
When we need faith, faith crashes;
When we need an ideal, the ideal will be extinct;
When we need spiritual encouragement, we are surrounded by the world of material desires;
When we want to buy a house, the Welfare room is gone;
When we are going to college, college students are devalued;
When we graduated from college, we had to find our jobs by ourselves;
When we want to fall in love, love also becomes money;
When we have children, we have only one child;
When we want to honor the old man, we have six old people on it.
Helpless after 60:
When we were born, we caught up with three years of natural disasters;
When we needed to study, we caught up with the Cultural Revolution;
When we needed employment, we caught up with layoffs;
When we want to support our family, we sell them to the state;
When we need to give birth, the country only needs one;
When we were educating our children, we met the 90 s that would say "alien text;
When we need people to take care of us, we have met the 90 s that will only let people take care of us.
Helpless after 50:
When we were born, there was no such thing as the new China;
When we grow our bodies, we are so hungry that "Three tendons pick one head ";
When we need to go to kindergarten, we can only follow our parents to tiantou;
When we grow up, we encounter a "three-year difficult period ";
When we went to elementary school, primary school students were large intellectuals;
When we went to middle school, we caught up with the large series;
When we were in school, we met the "Cultural Revolution ",
When we were working, we ran into the countryside,
When we fall in love, we can only rely on introduction;
When we get married, we only have two beds together;
We were laid off when we were working hard;
When we were old and wanted to enjoy our happiness, we met the old 80 s!