HKUST record [joke]

A ghost, a ghost looking for a girlfriend, lingers above Colleges and Universities ........
1. When I was a child, my father gave me a strong speech and said, "The proportion of men and women in China is. If it is difficult to read well
Book, you are the '6 '!" So I studied hard and grew up. I got admitted to the E-Science University and found that students of the University of Science and Technology
The female ratio is. I am still the "6"!

2. One entry into HKUST is like a sea,
The world is extremely small and the University of Science and Technology is extremely large.
Very few girls, very good boys.
Here, "the monk looked at the moon, and the dinosaur sat down to become immortal. "
To put it bluntly, at HKUST,
At least five girls have longer beards than me,
At least 50 girls have smaller bust than me,
At least 500 girls can be found to play the Jurassic Park,
At least 5000 girls can be found ........
I'm not sure if there are 5000 girls at HKUST.

3. When I came here, I regretted having never had a crush on me-but now it's too late.
After ten years of hard work in the window, I want to tell them that the voice of the ghost is: "10 million
Do not take the University of Science and Technology, even if you want to take the test, you must first fall in love ~~~~!! "

4. If you love her, send her to HKUST because it is a paradise for girls. If you hate him, send him to HKUST because
It's a boy's hell ......
Therefore, the University of Science and Technology is a paradise for girls and a hell for boys. It is the birthplace of gay ....

5. Every college girl was once an angel without tears. When she met a boy she liked, she shed tears.
Mortal. Therefore, students of the University of Science and Technology must not be able to live up to students of the University of Science and Technology, because the girls gave up the whole heaven for him!
Every student at the University of Science and Technology was once a devil in hell. When a girl she liked, she was tempted.
Person. However, the vast majority of girls will surely live up to the boys, so the students at the University of Science and Technology will go back to that terrible hell!

6. From the perspective of market economics-supply-demand relationship leads to price changes.
Due to the shortage of female resources, the seller's market for female girls is not high, and the price is not high,
The "female local protectionism" caused by many objective factors severely hinders the automatic adjustment function of the market,
In the long run, a vicious circle exists.
This is very unfair for real-time students at the University of Science and Technology.
We want to break down the "scissors gap" of Imperialism"
We want to eliminate love Exploitation
We want to regain the rest of our feelings.
Finding equal happiness
Achieving mutual happiness

7. Many examples (handsome guys with dinosaurs) have become a habit,
Many habits (focusing on female and male) have become a culture,
Many cultures (female and male) have become soy sauce tanks,
Many soy sauce tanks help more and more students step by step,
The harder it is, the faster it is.
In the last four years of college, even if I eat less than pigs, I do more than cows. If I slept later than a dog, I got started earlier than a chicken.
Not necessarily find a girlfriend.
E-university became a dead water
---- The dead water caused by the poor youth of the boys.

8. We want to jump out of the sauce tank.
We want to break the school protectionism of beautiful women
We need to pursue the freedom and equality of love
We should not use tears to prepare the bitter dead water.
We want to let the spring wave go out and welcome the spring from outside the wall.
Maybe one of the seven boys is lucky,
But the fact is so heartless,
Sometimes it's not just because you haven't entered a city like "boyfriend of college girls,
There are no fewer people in the room than in the outside,
For those not cute girls tea to give water to bed stacked, ready to go, day and night, wearing Stars and months, do not care, do not
The change should not be left alone, and a thousand miles of work should be done to serve our girlfriend wholeheartedly,
We also need to spend a lot of time building the TMD prevention system to prevent the remaining six boys and even 60 others from being infatuated with her,
You can't give up, drop your mouth, or eat dinosaur meat,
I am more worried about changing my girlfriend's mind, worrying about spending time on my girlfriend, worrying about getting distracted from my girlfriend, and worrying about my girlfriend ........
Why don't you give up these tasteless chicken ribs?
It's not a pity to give up on them.
Abandoned a blood-sucking Magic Tree
What we get is an oily green forest.
Tianya, where there is no grass
A hundred steps and so on.
Good horse does not eat back grass
Rabbits do not eat grass
We want to be weeds.
Let the fire of love burn our leaves
The roots of the earth will be in the next spring
Send more leaves

9. There is a romantic legend:
Everyone is a single-wing angel,
Only by embracing each other can we fly.
It is said that we came to this world to find the other half,
I am searching for something in HKUST ...... However, FT!
Our wings are straight !!
Some girls on the other side
They were all taken away by her senior school, her senior high school, what she knew before...
.......
Perhaps the vast sea of people occasionally have wings for survivors on the other side,
But even if you're holding each other,
You can't afford it either. ------- because... You can't hold her!

10. Old love has been formatted;
The current love page cannot be displayed or temporarily unavailable;
In future love, memory is seriously insufficient. Please close some programs and try again ......
But life must continue.
So we started to laugh and get angry.
Ridicule us sadly:
The person I love has the Lord, and the person who loves me is miserable. If I am not in love in the lonely, I am abnormal in the lonely!

11. Buses often hear:
Two female AB-A: I heard that your boyfriend is from HKUST? B: Alas, how can I be so lucky ......
CD-C: I heard that your girlfriend is from HKUST? D: fart! Your girlfriend is from HKUST!
When I was in class, I heard:
Two boys in the back row:
A: "My girlfriend will be from after I curse you !"
B: "I curse you. My girlfriend will be from our class !!!"

12. History also proves:
Cao: How many people do we have?
Jiang Gan: There are so many students left!
Cao: Haha, there is no path to death in the sky. We can fight for it again!
Jiang Gan: Oh, my master is not good. We only have so many students!
Cao (down): I am also dead, it seems that I can only go back to the north, and then go to explore!
Jiang Gan (after a while, he will go back to Fu CaO and cry): 555 ......
Cao: How?
Jiang Gan (choked): Master, we only have so many beautiful students!
Cao ......

13. Gradually we
Reading: one book, two big ones, three others, four books on the back, colorful, seven million, eight vegetarian, nine don't understand, very depressed
Bored!
I have no choice but to order ten. I have nine drinks, eight drinks, seven teas, six birds, and five lakes and all corners of the world. I have a luxury when I have two ends in three days.
Don!
WHO: for a lifetime, two minds and three minds, four bodies are not diligent, no matter what the grain is, six arts are not refined, waiting for seven minutes, that 80 or 90
Points!
Silly: You and I are a little infatuated with the ten sides, the nine continents, the eight lands, the six, the five elements, the four fields, and the three lights!

14. At first, I liked the art of the postgraduate entrance exam;
At first, I just liked learning this special thing, and then I fell in love with the art of examination;
At first, I only liked QQ, and then I fell in love with the chat art;
At first, I only liked mm, and then I fell in love with this art.

15. Our slogan is:
Only the students of the University of Science and Technology will not touch the girls of the University of Science and Technology!
Are those steamed buns good?
The two famous dishes in the HKUST canteen are attractive but mouth-to-mouth:
Fried dough sticks with green peppers (or the rest of the morning)
Fried rice with red oil steamed bread
There are also common flies
Logtail becomes a slogan for anti-theft and Prevention of fire;
When the food in the ginkgo restaurant is defined as "pig food" by Xueliang's new brothers ";
When we strive for the power we deserve over the weekend, we will continue to endure the personal interests of several students.
Hou;
How much we need a girl to be with us,
Otherwise, the University will be:
Bored
Sorry
Sadly
Poor

16. I can't help thinking:
Is that how I spent four years in college?
-It's Dawn, it's early, it's time to read, it's time to read, it's time to go to class, it's time to go out of school, it's time to turn off the lights, it's insomnia, it's time to shine again, it's boring,
Meet, fall in love, pursue, fail, fall in love, pursue again, fall in love, fall in love, game, Cs, go up
Internet, examination, review, all night, holiday, school, graduation, mixed enough, old, regret
..............................
I don't want,
Or,
I want to jump out of this strange circle,
I want to fly out of this sauce tank,
Only one wing
I want to go to another location to find my other half ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That is ---- Sichuan division, Sichuan University, Finance University, Information Institute, civil school, or even cooking specialized school, with a high level of etiquette ....
Only going out is our hope.
Our God Jesus
Our Allah
Our Buddhist Lord Ru Lai
Our Chairman Mao
Our savior

17. I firmly believe that students of the University of Science and Technology are a lovely group of people. They are a group of boys worthy of the love of beautiful girls in Chengdu's major universities and become our girls.
After friends, they will be very happy and happy.
We must hold high the idea of "spreading the Internet in general and cultivating the key,
Implement "one center, two basic points ":
In order to find a girlfriend as the center, basically choose beautiful women, basically suitable for conditions.
We also need to carefully study three representative ideas:
Represents the most advanced way to find a girlfriend,
Represents the most appropriate selection requirements,
Represents the range of most girlfriends,
Keep pace with the times.
We must take the mass line and unite all forces that can be united to build the broadest United Front.
We also need to listen to the opinions of our students modestly and follow the path of combining beauty with dinosaurs.
Earnestly implement the "Thirteen nos" that are determined to find a girlfriend ":
1-dinosaur do not;
2-do not have a boyfriend;
3-behavior is too open to avoid;
4-less than 55cm;
5-not for students;
6-not from HKUST;
7-I did not want to study it;
Do not go after 8-years;
9-years ago;
10-do not have any disability;
11-do not pretend to be exaggerated;
12-not gentle;
13-men do not want!
Always strive for a single sister; never give up a married woman;
For girls over 18 years old, pay attention to mining; for girls under 18 years old, you must have a strategic vision.

18. The girl we like most is as talented as Daiyu. She is as sensible as Bao Chai and as beautiful as ke Qing, like Xiang.
Cloud is as bold as Li Yu, loyal as spring, smart as Fengjie, and just like spring
Blessed.
However, what we met was as weak as Daiyu, as selfish as Baochai, and as romantic as qingqing, xiangyunyi
Just like yundun, and miaoxiao.
Old...

19. Do not give up without being too beautiful.
Once you find a suitable beauty, you can "chase" her,
As soon as the thunder could not cover your ears and steal the bell, like a wild snail car ......
Shameless is our style of work, mean is our means, true love is our mantra, and small mm is me
Remember, "We are pests, We are pests ......."
To have a "Flower" can fold straight to fold, do not wait for no "Flower" empty fold branch.
There are beautiful women to find, there are no beautiful women to create beautiful women to find,
There is no gentleman.
We must firmly establish the belief that we can find such a beautiful girl and strive for a lifetime for the great farewell to the single career.

20. I firmly believe that one day, the red flag will fly over the Russian palace again,
The sky of Tokyo is filled with beautiful mushroom clouds, and the light of communism shines across the world. Students of the E-Science and Technology Department have found their
Girlfriend ...... For this day, it is worth all of us!