How to improve the programmer's force lattice

Still in the whole day for how to be more like an IT elite and quarrel with the Spit people, I can only say that your drawings Tucson broken Ah, see the following words, you should be ashamed, in fact, you are stupid people pull down the programmer's overall force lattice, hehe.

1. Dress Code
A fantastic programmer has no time to take care of his appearance at all. Hair will be like Einstein, with a head of the chicken coop, messy fluffy beautiful, give a person at any time from the hair to take out an egg feeling. A lot of beard, show confidence and calm, not short-sightedness, myopia will wear wine bottle base so thick big glasses, a kind of research workers style.
Forcing programmers to dress for themselves is a high requirement. Whether it is summer and winter, day and night, windy and rainy, a good programmer should be very concerned about their dress, T-shirt + big flower underwear child + slippers are standard, 365 days a year rain or shine.
Change clothes to keep the 3-5-piece T-shirts updated in a year, the T-shirts are mostly available for free from the open source conference, which is printed with Ruby on Rails, Eclipse, Apache ... Days cold really can't endure, make a big cotton-padded jacket, big ear bag, style arbitrarily, wrap oneself, to freeze not to die as standard.

2. Equipment
Programmer Computer Configuration is very high, but the appearance of Bad rotten, the appearance of the Bump + stained with ashes of the broken bag, along with the back.
At the meeting, the notebook on the table smashed, bam, dropped a pile of soot and instant noodles slag.
From no wallpaper, no landscaping, giving a feeling of WIN98. Only the text Editor + development tools software is installed.
The more simple the more pure, the more you are on behalf of you. Do not use the IDE, it can not be installed, no matter what the IDE is, be sure to tune into a DOS or Linux that black background, give you a few lines of code at any time, the North Korea's big pump hole missiles will be fired into the White House feeling.
The desktop of a great programmer must be cluttered with a large mess. Development of documents, code, pictures mixed among them, in addition to their own no one can know where the core files, come in commercial spies want to steal are not to steal, but need to specify the file, you can find in minutes.

3. Environment

Programmers do not have to deal directly with clients, and offices are generally chosen in shady corners.
A huge desk, at least two computers, a notebook, a desktop Connection dual monitor, a horizontal screen, a vertical screen. Vertical screen writing code, horizontal screen debugging effect. It shows that you have a great amount of information and are highly efficient.
The table can be free to put a few books, it must be the original English, the most time is a photocopy version. The thicker the better, do not neatly listed on the shelves, must be stacked on the table, half open-shaped, the above is full of fingerprints, vegetable soup, big nose. Other pots and pans, instant noodles, fast food boxes randomly placed, showing that you sleep and sleepless work status, so that people are impressed.

4. Work
A bottle of canned yellow peach syrup, placed at the table, sit down, neck slightly back, upturned legs, staring at the screen looking at the demand.
Better point a cigarette, brand does not matter, can smoke on the line. To get is the feeling of fog around the clouds, from the smoke narrowed eyes to see out, a pair of the kind of confident.
A cigarette is finished, and the flowchart is gone in the brain. Snap the cigarette butts into the mug. Ignite one more and begin to smother the code. The heart without distractions of the focus on knocking, ashes do not play.
After knocking, compile, debug, recompile, Debug, function run-through, SVN commit code. (Earthquake fire, also must first submit code again to leave), "Pa", notebook closed, leave from work, drink beer to the string son went

5. Experience
The programmer's favorite is to blow up, talk about some of the fashion cool technology, the whole of what cloud computing, web3.0, mobile Internet development ... If you talk about this, you too young, too low.
It's all the big it sites, a catch a lot of people are said to be rotten. At least you have to talk about something. Banyan Tree, streamer, Glacier Trojan show you a veteran of the old hacker, a little higher, silently lit a red plum, took out a yellowing photo: "This is our 1999 U.S. bombing of the Chinese embassy, the Chinese hacker League group Black out the United States major websites after a photo souvenir." Those people were pacified of the pacified, selling sesame cakes to sell, the Chinese hacker Alliance has vanished with the history. ”

6. Emotion
When it comes to emotion, it has to be said that it is a programmer's mishap.
Programmers are usually high-IQ, but the EQ is very low. Every time I fall in love, it is in the loop loop with the SELECT statement, loop once, you need to traverse, select once, not all select out, and then remove.
This is all the rectification of the junk primary reading "C language Programming" poison. caused a lot of time loss and my physical overdraft. I wrote my program Thinking in love, in love when the brain is a big flowchart. are if,y time to take a road, n time to go another road, there is no choice of a third road. Is love about, not about roll rhythm, which also led me to be used many times but can not justify.
So, this chapter, I am still in the study of the current ...

How to improve the programmer's force lattice