Aries's mother often tells the goat: "You can't swing when wearing a skirt; otherwise, the boy will see the underpants !" One day, goat happily said to his mother, "Today I am playing with James and I have won !" Mom angrily said, "didn't you tell me? Don't go on the swing when wearing a skirt !" Goat proudly said, "I am so smart! I took off my underpants so that he could not see them !" (Brave and straightforward, dare to do dare for Aries) Taurus melon vendors: "Come eat watermelon, don't sweet don't want money !" Hungry OX: "Wow! That's good, boss. Come on !" (The Taurus who holds the house, wants to cheat, and cares about herself) Gemini mother wakes up: "hurry up! The rooster has been called several times !" Shuang said: "What does a cock call have to do with me? I am not a hen !" (Gemini with strong self-consciousness and self-thinking) "I want to sleep with my mother tonight", said crab on the bus of cancer !" My mother asked, "Are you going to sleep with your mother when you marry a daughter-in-law ?" Crab crab: "Well !" My mother asked, "What will your daughter-in-law do ?" Crab thought for a long time and said, "It's easy, let her sleep with her father !" Mom: "! @ # $ % ^ & * Let's look at dad again. Tears are everywhere! Leo lions will attend grandma's birthday banquet. When it was time to eat the birthday bag, the lion asked: "Why do we want to eat this kind of birthday bag like ass ?" Everyone listened to the big changes. Then the lion opened his bag and looked at the bean paste in it and said, "Grandma, look! There is also stool in it !" People are dizzy and vomit. (A proud lion who is self-conscious and not afraid of others' eyes) Virgo is curious about the navel and asks his father. Dad gave a simple explanation of the reason that the umbilical cord was connected to the fetus and mother, and said, "after the baby leaves the mother, the doctor cut the umbilical cord and closed it, then it becomes the navel." Everywhere: "Why don't the doctor make a bow ?" (Curious and perfect virgin) Libra's father said to him every day: "Don't go to school today. Last night, your mother gave birth to two younger brothers. Just give it to your teacher ." Every day, I replied, "Dad, I only say that I have one. I want to leave it for the next week !" (Smart, weigh the pros and cons of the Balance) Scorpio just fell asleep, it is called a mosquito bite. He got up to catch mosquitoes, but he couldn't catch them. No way, he pointed to the mosquito and said, "Okay, you don't want to go out !" As I said, I went out of the room and closed the door very tightly and said, "Hum! I don't want to go into the room tonight. I don't want to starve you to death !" (Scorpio, who doesn't understand and doesn't play the cards by common sense) Sagittarius shot: "Dad, why are you so white-haired ?" Dad: "because you are not good, dad has a lot of white hair ." Shot :...... Q: "Why are all Grandpa's white hair ?" Dad :! @ # $ % ^ & * (Think-loving shooter) One day in Capricorn, I went to the streets with my mother. When I walked on the road, it suddenly rained. My mother pulled her hand and said, "It's raining. Let's Go forward !" I asked slowly, "it won't rain before !?" (Capricorn, who understands the reality and is too reluctant to change) ask his mother in a bottle in Aquarius: "What does Mr. Jiang say as" ancestor 』?" Mom said, "Because 'Found' is a name for the dead ." The bottle said, "Will the dead grandmother be called" milk 』?" (A natural alternative, brainwise thinking will always be different from ordinary people's water bottle.) Pisces's father told fish and fish that they often went hungry when they were young. After hearing this, the fish and the fish were tearful and asked with sympathy: "Oh, dad, did you come to our house because you didn't eat ?" (Pisces, rich in compassion and case-insensitive objects)
