Hurt your self-esteem...

1. After dinner today, I found a bench on campus and made a nap. I woke up and found that the lunch box had a few cents more.
2. I helped a student lift his computer and rent a scooter at the north gate last week. Then ride back from the south gate, near the teaching building, one
Middle-aged people quickly ride a bicycle to catch up with me and then ask, "What kind of tattering do you accept ?" I am depressed.
3. I just moved to the new campus that day and went out to buy lunch boxes to help you buy them together. There were seven copies in total.
Hou, two mm saw me, and one of them said to the other, "isn't it a takeout service ?"
4. One time before the mall, I put my schoolbag on my chest and waited for a classmate. After a person stopped the car, he told me that I was from the mall. However
And then go ......
5. Our house was not very familiar with the Administrator downstairs when we first moved here. Later, the downstairs Administrator once tried
Said: "Your hourly work seems very punctual ." At that time, when I got home from school, they were all 4 o'clock. This misunderstanding is
Months later.
6. I was waiting for a car that day, and an uncle pretended to be very familiar with me and said, "cell phone reception, how much do you think about me ?"
You can't beat me !" I took out a cell phone from my coat. I said I didn't accept it. I'm waiting for a car! That person
"What's wrong with mobile phone dealers? No such good stuff !" Depressed!
7. On the weekend, I saw a tutor at the school gate. I was about to say hello, and a mm came to greet me,
"Uncle, do you want to tutor your child ?" I'm so dizzy!

8. When I moved into a new home, I bought a lot of things and went home. I met a neighbor at the door. He asked me with sympathy: "Take that
How can I get a taxi back from a multipart Cluster ?" God, do I look like I can't afford a taxi? I told him I was driving by myself.
Back. He sighed that he was a taxi driver, and he was not well-formed. Do I look like a waist ?! I told him I
Not a taxi driver. He suddenly realized, "Oh, you used to be the driver that the Organization drove to the leaders ." I'm too tired to say,
That's it. But one day he knocked on my door early in the morning and asked me to give it to him for a while, because it was easy, and I wanted to forget it.
But he said, "It's the oil of the public ."
9. On a summer evening, our brother walked over the construction site. There is a bad white-noble
The brother of the pull-board slippers slowed down and one person fell behind. At this moment, a kind of migrant workers walked over and patted him.
Said, "Hello, dinner ......"