If my girlfriend's buttons cannot be opened ~~

Leadership
Bush: This is a shame of the world's terrorist groups. We have to undo this button at all costs. We have sent a large number of special forces to ensure that the buttons will be unlocked within three months!
Bin Laden: Get the plane, and you must clear the buttons!
China's best practice is that we will never give in! The buttons have occupied our territory for up to 24 hours!
Salon: I can say it without exaggeration! This button even goes to the bathroom with our consent!
Clinton: Why didn't levenski have such a button?

Literati
Jin Yong: I paid 1 yuan for the video right of this button to CCTV!
Gu Long: A tough button! He stroked that button! There is a glimmer of light on the horizon ......
Huang Yi: After a burst of light, this button came to the Qin dynasty!
Wei Sili: This button is an alien!
Wei Hui: He is still trying to solve this button, but I am wet!

Artist
Zhao Zhongxiang: In the endless clothes, a button suddenly exists, and the injured button struggles on the clothes. However, nature is cruel, the button finally disappears into the clothes.
Ni Ping: I am very excited. However, this button is very small for the motherland! (In tears !)
Cui Yongyuan: the public opinions are justified, the mother-in-law is justified, and the buttons are stuck on the clothes. We invited the button to talk about the personal experience stuck on the clothes.
Wang xiaoya: This is lucky! Are you ready? ---Good! Please answer questions! (When !!!) --When you were undressing your girlfriend, suddenly a button couldn't be opened? What should I do? Answer A: She does not take off me. Answer B: buy a dress without a button!
Dr. Jia: on the surface, this button cannot be opened! But why can't we look at the opposite! In fact, that dress cannot be solved!
Jiang Kun: I knew that the button couldn't be opened. I just didn't say it; it's not surprising that the broken button couldn't be opened. It would be strange if it was unlocked.
Snow village: Cuihua, put the button on.
Zhao Benshan: unbutton, select medicine, and select medicine! --Don't Look at advertisements!

Roles
Zhou Yu: He Sheng, a button, clothes?
Spicy cutting head: This button is purely original! If there are similarities, it is a coincidence!
Tang MIAO: This button is left wide and right narrow. It is very uncomfortable to buckle before and after being light and heavy. It may cause breast disease. As for the dress, he will surely understand the treasure and fearlessness of my Buddha and come back to me. There is no Amitabha ......
Pig: it cannot be solved again! Why? How can I say it again?
Wei xiaobao: Dear audience, thank you for your patience and patience. (Xiao Bao is sitting on several stacked tables.) Today, we are going to talk about the character as the main rudder button of the Tiandi Society. If there is a so-called no button in my life, it is called a hero. He is eight feet tall and his waist is also eight feet! (Everyone: Wow! Isn't it a quartet ?)

School
Chemistry Teacher: please pour sulfuric acid onto the button, and the button will be opened slowly.
Computer Teacher: first, we will format the clothes so that the buttons and clothes will be cleared, and then the clothes system will be reloaded. Please back up your mouth before reinstalling the system.
Physics Teacher: Have you forgotten how leverage works!
Philosophical Teacher: Let's look at this button Based on syndrome!

Enterprise
China Telecom: we have already begun to lower the price of the unbutton. The price for the first three minutes is 0.30 yuan. In the future, we will increase the price by 0.02 yuan every minute.
China Unicom: China button, hold China!
21cn: Fall In Love With life, fall in love with buttons!
Sohu: Lightning emails and buttons!
Sina: we launched a series of online discussions on Stephen Chow and buttons! You can log on to the Forum!
Netease: We will invite Stephen Chow to attend our online button release ceremony!
Pudong information port: Dear customer! Your problem has been carefully tested and found that the way to unbutton is wrong, so please undo it and re-buckle or log onto the clothes to handle it yourself.
Microsoft: it is a compatibility issue between the buttons and the clothes. Please download the latest patch or upgrade your clothes.
Ericsson: This button is just being tested by our technical staff.
Nokia: it may be because these buttons do not have an external antenna, so the buttons cannot be opened.
Mercedes-Benz: before that, we have informed the user that the button failure is related to the user's long-term use of dialect calls, but the user cannot open the button, we reserve the right to sue this user for such behavior.