If the programming language is an upgraded version of women

Many programming languages, each has its own characteristics, in your programming development career summary which is your favorite?

PHP Is your bloom sweetheart, she is puppy love you this summer silly pursuit of the goal. Play a play can, but never put too deep, because this girl has serious problems.

Perl   is the sister of PHP. She's a little older for you, but in the 90 's she was quite popular. She and Larry Wall, the founder of the Perl language, have maintained a close relationship for a long time, so her aesthetic plummeted now looks ugly. "No matter how you comment, I still love her!" , "said Larry wall. No second person would be like him.

Ruby is a very beautiful child in the Scripting family. At first glance at her, your soul will be taken away by her beauty. She is also very interesting. At first she looked a bit slow and not stable, but she had matured a lot in recent years.

Python   is a more sensible sister of Ruby. She is elegant, trendy and mature. She may too much. Excellent. A lot of guys would say, "Hey, bro, how could you not fall in love with Python?" ”。 Yes, you like Python. You think of her as a ruby with a fever of temper and romance.

Java A woman who has a successful career. Many of the people she worked with felt that her ability was not a match for her position, and that she was more impressed by the skills of middle managers. You may think she is a wise man, and you are willing to follow her. But you have to be ready for years to hear the "You used the wrong interface, you missed a semicolon" such blame.

C++   is the cousin of Java. She is similar to Java in many places, but she grew up in a naïve age and did not think it was necessary to use "protective measures". Of course, "protection measures" refers to automatic memory management. What do you think I'm referring to?

C   is the mother of C + +. For some old gray-haired programmers, the name will brighten their eyes and create endless memories.

Objective C  Another member of the C language family. She joined a strange church and was reluctant to date anyone outside the church.

Haskell , Clojure, scheme  and their friends are fashionable, arty, very smart girls, and you may have had a very happy summer vacation years ago. They are the first girls to make you feel stressed. Of course, you may never be serious about them-even though you're always asking yourself, "What if ...?" The

Perhaps you will procrastinate not to know C#  because of the bad reputation of their family. But in recent years they've gone straight-they'll tell you that. Once you join us, you are our man, do you hear? Do you need a database? Her brother, MSSQL, will cover you. Need a place to settle down? It's hard for her dad to even buy an apartment on Azure Avenue. What the? You think this relationship is too close? No, you don't want to leave us. You are already a member of our family, , do you hear me?

Javascript   --Hey, this is not the girl you first kissed, she even got into your sight earlier than PHP. I don't know what she is doing now. I hear that her career has been very successful in recent years. Old people can also catch the trend and become cool .... (You find her from head to toe is the work of designer jquery) ... wow, someone from the ugly duckling into a beautiful swan ...

VB, a typical mother and wife type. How many once the young hero early love her, become not ask the world only know wife and children hot picket family male.

Delphi, is the daughter of Ladylike Pascal: Out of the hall-out is your wife: Low hand to use, into the kitchen-at home is a housewife: The hand can also make special needs; sleep on the bed is a slut: the master can directly according to the API to make fully customized things (effect, speed and C write the same thing) , and of course the development efficiency is reduced to the same as C)

Hey, programmer, what do you prefer, which programming language is your dish, and publish your opinion together. Technical exchange, source code sharing please add qq2927304397.

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If the programming language is an upgraded version of women