If the programming language is likened to a weapon

A piece of text from Bjorn.

C is the enduring M1 semi-automatic, although some time but stability overwhelming.

C + + is a powerful double-cut stick, see Bruce Lee to make it when the drum power you understand. But the problem is that it takes a long time to master it, and in this time it is often the fight against the enemy.

Perl is a Molotov cocktail that is occasionally useful, but has fewer people nowadays.

Java is a 240 automatic submachine gun, sweep up the cool, if the magazine is not empty. Once the magazine is empty, a nullpointerexception anomaly will occur, indicating that the gun is scrapped and you're dead.

Scala and the Java submachine gun is not bad, the only difference is that his use of the instructions are written in the dialect you do not understand the heavenly book, and most of them are still in the blind B.

JavaScript is a double-edged sword without a handle, not much to say.

Go is a self-made if err != nil shotgun that has a check feature, which you perform once to determine if the shot was successful, and it only shoots tab and does not shoot spaces.

Rust is a product of 3D printing, which may be useful someday.

Bash is a cursed hammer, and when it swings around the world is a nail, including your own fingers.

Python is a neat double-tube gun, but one tube at a time, the other does not know when to shoot. Maybe I used a tool to turn it on.

ruby"Ruby" is the sword inlaid with rubies, the reason why you use it is that the glittering gem can light the crowd. "

PHP is like a pipe, you plug one end into the exhaust pipe of the car, then the other end is plugged into the car through the window, and then you sit in the car and start the engine.

Mathematica is a launcher that can launch Leo Earth satellites, very ornate and strong, provided that you are local tyrants to use it.

C # is a laser rifle paired with a donkey, which is a predictable effect. But after taking it off the donkey, it seemed that he could not work.

Prolog is an advanced AI intelligence weapon, and you tell him what to do, but in the end he will generate more terminators to kill the man who made him.

Lisp is as delicate as a razor, and the user is often very crazy and dangerous.

Original: If programming languages were weapons

If the programming language is likened to a weapon