If you want to marry, you will marry programmers. If you have more money, you will lose your temper.

Programmer asked KOBE: "Why are you so successful? "

KOBE: "Do you know what La looks like at a.m? "

Programmer: "I know. I was writing code at that time. Why ?"

KOBE: "amount ......."

Goddess: You can make everyone in this forum quarrel. I will leave with you tonight.

Programmer: PHP is the best language!

The Forum blew up and quarreling.

Goddess: Let's go. You can do whatever you want.

Programmer: I cannot do it today. I must convince them that PHP is the best language.

I am a cool B programmer. I have been working overtime for almost all night. I am so sleepy that I cannot open my eyes. My female boss is very concerned and asks me if I want to stay up late. I'm not so angry to say, just stay up late, just let me have a sleep. The female boss said with a red face, and then sat beside me, as though very close to me, made me very nervous. Did she find a bug in my program?

There were two types of programmers: programmers and programmers. I think they will be able to fall in love with each other because they have too many common languages (such as C, Java, C #, PHP, Python, Ruby, cdth ......)

Programmer dating: I am a programmer.

Beauty: Hello, Mr. Cheng.

Programmer: Just call me a programmer.

The architect said: I am an architect.

Beauty: Hello, Mr. Jia.

Architect: Just call me shit.

Husband must contact programmers !!!!!!

The money is too much, so it's too early to die.

The wife called the programmer's husband: "I bought a pound of Steamed Stuffed bun and brought it back after work. If I saw a watermelon seller, I would have bought one ."

That night, the programmer's husband carried a steamed stuffed bun into the house ......

My wife angrily said, "Why did you buy a steamed stuffed bun ?!"

The husband replied, "I saw the watermelon ."

A: Have you ever thought about the programmer who made this software when using pirated software ?! How should they support their families?

B: Hahaha, don't tease me. Where do programmers have a family to raise!

Even IE has the courage to ask if you want to set it as the default browser. You just want to tell me that you don't have the courage to confess to people you like!

Five browsers are installed on the computer, and six Internet Explorer are added. Every time they asked me sadly whether they were set to the default browser, I found the feeling that ancient men were satisfied with their three wives and four wives ......

When you stay up late to debug code, someone stays up late to debug your daughter-in-law

Someone posted a post: "Everyone, Jr. I want to be a programmer. What should I pay attention ......"

A ape: "Let me tell you more when I get off work ......"

Then ...... No.

I asked a programmer friend to borrow 1000 yuan. He said he 'd lend you 24 more.

Programmer A: "What do you want to eat when I eat shredded fish and shredded fish ?"

Programmer B: "kung pao chicken rice ."

Programmer A writes:

Shredded fish overlay 1

Kung Pao chicken diced rice 1

Programmer B: "I still want beef noodles !"

Programmer a correction menu:

Shredded fish overlay 1

// Kung pao chicken Ding rice 1

Beef noodle 1

I am a programmer. One day I sat on the side of the road and drank water while checking for bugs. Then a beggar sat down on me and began to ask for food. I thought he was pitiful, I gave him a dollar and then went on to debug the program. He may be bored with his poor business. After a while, he said, there is a semicolon missing.

I was surprised to ask, "you know this too," said the beggar. "I used to do this ."

After a programmer retired, he decided to practice his calligraphy, so he paid a lot of money to buy four treasures of wenfang. One day, after dinner, suddenly Yaxing, some research ink paper, and a good sandalwood. Just for a moment, I wrote a line solemnly: Hello world!

It is too hard. What should I do if I want to change my line ?" "Press enter ."

Programmers do not like the eighth son of Qianlong because of the Eight-brother Bug.

While a female student was eating in the canteen, a programmer had come together and said, "Sorry, I can't talk to you. I haven't spoken to a girl for a month.

Two programmers are chatting:

A: "I met a hot girl yesterday. I took her home and immediately started to kiss with hunger. She sat down on my keyboard and then ......"

B: "Do you have a computer at home? What is the CPU model ?"

 

If you want to marry, you will marry programmers. If you have more money, you will lose your temper.