Interpreting differences between men and women in five jokes

1. Instinct
A store dedicated to female marriage services is newly opened in the city center. Women can directly choose a spouse. At the door of the store, I made a notice:-individuals can only go in-times! There are a total of six floors in the store. As the height increases, the quality of men is also higher. However, please note that customers can select a husband on any floor or choose to go upstairs, but you cannot go back to the previously visited floor ......
-a woman came to the store to find a husband. The first floor says: The man here has a job. When a woman does not see it, she goes to the second floor. The second floor says: men here have jobs and love children. Women go to the third floor, and the third floor says: the men here have jobs and love children. They are very handsome. Wow! She sighed, but still forced herself to climb up. Floor 4: men here have jobs and love children. It's amazing. It will also help with housework. Wow! Excuse me! The woman cried, and I was almost stuck! Then she climbed to the fifth floor. Fifth floor: the men here have jobs and love children. They are suffocating and handsome. They also help with housework and have a strong romantic feeling. A woman wants to stay on this floor, but she is still looking forward to the highest level. There was a huge bulletin board on the sixth floor, which said: you are the first guest on this floor. There are no men here. The floor is only to prove how hard a woman can't please. Thank you for choosing ......
soon, a store specializing in male marriage services opened across the street, operating in the same way as the former-model. Women on the first layer are pretty. Second-level women look pretty and have money ...... As a result, there were no men on the floors above the second floor, from the third floor to the sixth floor ......
explanation: Women's instinct is fantasy. Men's instinct is reality. This is why the number of outstanding leftover women is always higher than the number of outstanding male, and the reason why there are more male complaints in marriage. Instead of being empty-handed, you should seize the existing advantages and live with the advantages of your lover.

2. Trust
-A woman did not go home late. The next day, she told her husband that she slept in the room with a female friend. Her husband called her 1O best friend, but none of them knew about it!
-A man does not go home to sleep. The next day, he told his wife that he slept in the room of a brother. Her wife called his best 10 friends, eight good brothers are sure her husband is sleeping in their house ......
Two others said, "Your husband is still with me today !"
Someone showed this post to his wife. He did not expect his wife to be very interested. He immediately called his friend and asked him if he was there. The results can be imagined, and the above points are demonstrated again! Even worse, a buddy said he was drunk at his house and was asleep. He also asked his wife if he wanted to call him up to answer the call?
After the phone was hung up, the buddy immediately called his phone and shouted: Where is it? Come back. Your wife is looking for you. I said you were drunk at my house ...... Don't forget to drink before you go back ...... After talking, he watched his wife speak silently ......
Explanation: We have all heard of wolf stories. I do not know that I am shouting wolf every day. When we demand the trust of the other party. Do not forget that the other side of trust is clear conscience.

3. About gender
Boys get the money with a cash card: park the car at the ATM, insert the cash card, press the password, get the money, get the card and the receipt.
Girls get money with a license card: Stop the car at the ATM, use the rearview mirror to make up makeup, turn the engine off, put the key in the bag, and get off the bus. Rummaging through the bag to find the card, inserting the card, and rummaging through the bag to find the gum foil with a password. It takes two minutes to press the password and read the instructions on the screen. Press the cancel key, re-enter the correct password, query the account balance, read the screen instructions again, and select to withdraw cash. Go into the car, use the rearview mirror to make up the makeup, flip the leather bag to find the key, start the engine, and start the 5-meter stop. Back to the ATM, use the rearview mirror to make up makeup, get off the bus, take money, transfer cards and receipts, get on the bus, use the rearview mirror to make up makeup, and flip the leather bag to find a place to put the transfer card. Shift, shift, and drive. After driving for 10 kilometers, release the handwheel.
Explanation: after reading this article, I finally understand why God wants to create another woman after creating a man, because the two are completely irreplaceable. So don't ask men to be as considerate as women, just as you don't want women to be as decisive as men.

4. About change
when a man is in love, he sleeps with a woman. The woman said: You hold me too tight, and I almost suffocate. The man smiled and said: I like to hold you, or I can't sleep. When they become husband and wife, one day a woman complained: You didn't hold me when you went to bed at night. What is the difference between this and my-my sleep? The man said: everyone is not sleeping well together. Don't you think?
one day, a man will suddenly pick up a woman in a downtown area and take a long journey. The woman said with a smile: Are you crazy? Let me put it down. What do men fear? I like to hold you. After a few years, a woman in a downtown area will give a coquetry to a man: hug me! The man said: Are you crazy?
one day, a woman told a man to hug me! The man bent over and held the woman to bed. A few years later, a woman said to a man, "Hold me to bed! The man said angrily: Are your feet broken?
one day, a man promises to a woman that even if you become a fat woman in the future, I will hold you every day. If you become an old lady, I will hold you again. A few years later, a woman is fat and old. She needs to be carried by a man. The man said angrily: Do you want to crush me?
explanation: it is hard to believe that the man who holds you that day and does not hold you after a few years is the same.

5. Requirements
0-5 years old: Female → mom/male → mom.
6-10 years old: Female → boys who are not annoying/male → boys who can accompany me to bully girls
11-15 years old: female → Big Brother/male aged 15, → football, basketball, tennis, table tennis ......
16-20: Female → big handsome guy/male → female, praised by everyone at the age of seventeen or eight!
21-25 years old: Female → 25-29 years old man with career, taste, talent ...... /Male → 20 ~ A 24-year-old beautiful and tall woman
26-30 years old: Female → still a man/male who insists on being older than herself → 20 ~ 24-year-old beautiful and tall woman
30-40 years old: Female → good men/male matching with the soul → 20 ~ 24-year-old beautiful and tall woman
40-50 years old: Female → men/male → 20 ~ A 24-year-old, beautiful, and tall woman
50-60: Female → A man or male who is always with her → 20 ~ A 24-year-old beautiful and tall woman
70-80: Female → the one found at the age of 50 or 60, no need to take care of herself/male → 20 ~ A 24-year-old, beautiful, and tall woman
80-90: Female → A man/male who died later than herself → although I have been an old man, I cannot see clearly ...... But I still want 20 ~ 24 years old ......
conclusion: When a man is 20 years old, his/her needs for women are very specific!
explanation: women are happy to fall in love before the age of 25. After the age of 25, I will say goodbye to my love dream. Instead of placing my dream on a man, I should pin my dream on myself. Anyway, a man has never been saved since he was 20 years old.