It ZEN (1) to (11)

 

Zen of it (1)

Programmer: I have been working for several years, master. I have grown fast in technology. Why do I always feel like I am not long enough? Give me a path.
MASTER: (silence for a moment) Think about success or failure.

Zen of it (2)

MANAGER: Master, why is my team not united?
MASTER: You are not harmonious with yourself.

Zen of it (III)

One day after lunch, the programmer opened a news website to view the webpage. The master walked to the back of the programmer and stood for a moment. Then he asked, "What are you doing ?"
Programmer: I am reading the webpage.
MASTER: Is there any interesting news?
Programmer: No. However, there is a piece of news that it is hard to imagine that a person has killed his colleagues because of a small matter.
The master put his hand on the programmer's shoulder, and the programmer seemed to start to stay. A few minutes later, the program shouted, "I want to kill your family !"

Zen of it (IV)

College student: Master! Ask me how to write my resume. I have no work experience, and my resume is blank.
The master smiled and said, "When people convert to Buddhism and commit to Buddha for life, Buddha never accepts their resumes ."
College student: I don't quite understand.
MASTER: Only sincere.
College student: I am very sincere in looking for a job, but I don't know what to fill in the "experience" column.
MASTER: Buddha likes people who give and give life, but if a person does not give or give life, the father will like him very much if he does not read the scriptures and do not have any bad habits. Do you read the scriptures?
College student: Never.
MASTER: Do you write code?
Students: I wrote about it.
MASTER: write every day?
College student: No.
MASTER: I am reading classics every day!
(Note: The code written at school is not essentially different from the project experience after work, but in form. Therefore, the accumulation of students in school is also very important. It is necessary to accumulate every day to obtain the company's recognized capital for your work. People who do not study hard at school cannot face work with sincerity)

Zen of it (5)

Programmer: Master, what is happiness?
MASTER: think of "life" and "death" as the two ends of the ray segment. When you stand at any point of the line segment, look forward and be willing to live. Looking back, there is no regret, this is happiness.
Programmer: What are your pursuits?
MASTER: Don't regret it when you stand on the one that can only be viewed later.

Zen of it (6)

Programmer: Master. What is hero?
MASTER: a complex synchronous call function.
Programmer: Er ~~~ I don't quite understand.
The master wrote a function, main () {printf ("I am a hero! "); Returrn ;}
"This is too simple, so it is not a hero," said the master, and then quickly wrote a dozen functions on the glass, and let them nest and execute the entire function layer after layer in the main function-the complexity of the entire function is dazzling.
"When a person finds that one task cannot be completed directly, he has to do another task to support it. If not, then he will do something deeper and farther, "The master said:" It has been a great deal of hard work, until the problem has been solved layer by layer, and his initial goal has been achieved, so that he can claim to people that he has returned successfully (return. In fact, the deeper and more complex the nesting, the easier it will be to win people's respect ."
Programmer: Not everyone can succeed.
MASTER: Yes. If the stack does not overflow and is returned before the battery is exhausted, it is a hero.
Programmer: What if I don't come and return before the power outage?
MASTER: Then he is a tragic hero.
"However," the master paused and said, "It seems that everyone forgot to live ." Said, the master wiped those complex functions with a board, and left only one line of code on the glass wall: Main () {printf ("I & apos; m a hero! "); Returrn ;}
Through the glass wall, programmers can see their colleagues continue to be busy ......

Zen of it (7)

The Master passed by a programmer's desk and saw that the programmer was writing a script, so he asked, "What are you writing ?"
Programmer: I'm trying to sort out what you told me and archive it for future study.
MASTER: Can I check it out?
The programmer handed the paper to the Master. Instead, the master tore the paper and threw it into the basket. Then, the master said, "Zen is a thought-oriented idea. The words written down have only one function, is to help you forget."
Programmer: What do you want me to do?
MASTER: follow the instructions! From thinking to action.
Programmer: If there is no need for text, why are there so many classics to describe Zen?
MASTER: Those are only bricks.
Programmer: Brick?
MASTER: Yes. Where are we now?
Programmer: in the room!
MASTER: What is the base of the room?
Programmer: Brick.
MASTER: you cannot have a house without bricks, right?
Programmer: Yes!
MASTER: but if we want a house, we need its space. Specifically, it is the Space Surrounded by bricks, right?
Programmer: Yes.
MASTER: So what we want is out of the bricks, not in the bricks! Bricks can only form a wall space, which cannot accommodate people.
Programmer: I seem to understand something ......
MASTER: the same is true for books. Kung fu is in the book, while real things are outside the book. If you're just infatuated with the text in those books, it's like building yourself in the wall-it's nothing more than a bookworm who just chew words. So ...... (MASTER refers to the basket)
(Note: This story tells us two things: first, the ideological things must be strengthened and solidified by action. This is the so-called unity of knowledge and action. Second, all the principles are the same as those of big thoughts and meditation, no text, such as the design pattern. Many people only know to read and talk about it with their books. Once they write code, they either don't use it, abuse it, or use it wrong ...... Because I didn't realize this)

Zen of it (8)

MANAGER: I am trying to unite my team, but they are not. What should I do?
MASTER: How did you work?
MANAGER: I talk to each of them and point out the advantages of others so that they can learn from each other.
MASTER: You are the culprit behind Team disunity.

Zen of it (9)

The Zen master saw a programmer packing up and asked, "What's wrong ?"
Programmer: Master. Goodbye! I was fired.
The Zen master found the manager and asked, "Have you fired a very efficient programmer ?"
MANAGER: very efficient? That was before! He has been down for weeks! This is unfair to others ~~ Fired him. Isn't that good?
As a result, the Zen master took the manager to a village where all the land was planted with crops. However, some people left their homes and went out to escape the land shortage.
The Zen master took the manager to another village, where 1/3 of the land was deserted, but there were more people in the village than the previous one.
The Zen master asked the manager: What do you think?
MANAGER: the first village is too lazy. The second village can support more people by planting all the land.
Zen master: In fact, farmers in ancient times already knew that they would leave a blank land and not plant crops, so that they could accept the sunshine, the rain, the wind, and the hug of the river, it will allow it to generate more food in the next two years, and continue to work repeatedly; if it continues to work, it will not have enough power, and it will become increasingly thin. All the land needs cultivation and interest-bearing. What's more, what about people? People are not machines, and these costs should be borne by a team.

Zen of it (10)

Zen master: what you get with good luck will also be lost with bad luck. This is the norm in the world. In order to adapt your mind to this normal situation, you should understand "Suiyuan ".

Zen of it (11)

Programmer: Everyone says they have dreams. Why don't I have any dreams?
Zen master: You have a dream when you know that you have a dream in this life. Because you know that you must do something with limited time, and at this time you understand that it is not easy to do anything, it is not easy to do a good thing, it is not easy to do a good thing. It will become your dream.
Programmer: I remember!
Zen master: Oh ~~ By the way, those who talk about their dreams do not necessarily have dreams. Whether a person has a dream depends on what he is doing. When everything he does points to the same goal, it is true.

It ZEN (12)

Zen masters: when they are born, they will reflect on themselves and listen to others' comments on themselves. When they are born, they will feel at ease. If they realize the true meaning of Zen, they will smile when they are born.