Joke 8-see the number of cases you can endure (those with poor self-control capabilities do not enter)

I. When I was a child, I was not honest with my meal. An old farmer said to me, "It's hard to eat in Year 60, and I never threw out my nose.

2. There was a rich man looking for a servant. The subject of the interview was to go to the toilet. The first few of them did not wash their hands. The rich man sent them away and only washed their hands, so the rich left him. but one day, the rich man discovered that he had not washed his hands and then came out. The rich man asked him why? The servant replied, "I brought my hand paper today ..."

3. A man saw a store at a high price and went in. "What do you want to buy ?" "I want to buy dog food ." "We have rules that you must prove that you have a dog ."
"Where is such a rule ?" "This is the way goods are reduced ." After a man and a salesman have been working for a long time, the salesman still does not agree to sell it to him. No way. The man had to bring the dog home before buying the dog food. After a few days, the man went to the store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food ." "We have rules that you must prove that you have a cat ." As a salesman, the man rubbed her for a long time and had to go home to bring the cat to buy the cat food. After a few days, the man came to the store with a big carton dug in, and found the salesman. "What do you want to buy ?" "You will know when you put your hand in ." The salesman stretched out his hand and said, "What is it? It's sticky ." "I want to buy two volumes of toilet paper ."

4. Someone takes a friend to visit his grandmother. When he spoke to his grandmother, his friend began to eat the peanuts on the coffee desk, and all the peanuts were eaten up. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you, Peanut." Grandma replied, "Oh! Well! Alas! Since I lost my teeth, I had to suck out the outer chocolate of them. Old, cough...

5. Some people like this dish. Once, he went to the restaurant and ordered the dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish had been sold out. "Is it really sold out ?" He asked with disappointment. "Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last copy is sold to the gentleman at that table ." The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's advice and saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's food was almost eaten, but the "spicy stew" was full. The man thought the gentleman was a waste of delicious food, so he went to the gentleman and pointed to the "spicy stew". He politely asked, "Sir, do you want this ?" The gentleman shook his head very elegantly. Then the man immediately sat down and picked up the spoon and swallowed it up. The wind swept away, and half fell down, and suddenly he found a very small little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole, but the fur was full. A while of nausea, the man threw out all the fans who had eaten. The gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "Is it disgusting? I did the same thing just now ......"

6. On this day, the hotel owner is inspecting the hall. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give a toothpick ?" The boss sent him away. After a while, another beggar came to ask for a toothpick. The boss thought, how can he not change his teeth? He also sent a pass, not too old, and then a beggar. The boss said to him, "Are you here to ask for a toothpick ?" The beggar said, "Some people have vomited, but I am a little late. I have been eaten by the first two beggars, and now I have only enough soup. Can you give me a straw?

7. The boss and the second child are on the plane, and the second child gets dizzy and keeps vomiting. When a bag was full, the boss had to pick it up. When he came back, he found that all the players were vomiting constantly. The boss asked why. The second child said, "I saw the bag was full and I had to drink it for half a bag. As a result, they all vomited ."

If you see that you haven't spoken up yet, I have to admit that you are a master. Then I want to make a trick ---

8 things -----
One day, the elder brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a movie. They saw the second child arguing over the plot development and bet on it. The boss pointed to a row of phlegm in the front and said, "The loser must have something there ." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and took a sip. The two went on to gamble on the plot. This time, the second employee lost. I saw the second guy pick up a slogan and drink 15 big mouthfuls. The boss was shocked and admired, and said to the second child, "You are so amazing that you can even have a 15-minute breath !" The second child shook his head and said, "I don't want to drink it. The sputum in the sputum is too thick. I am biting constantly !"
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