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OneProgramThe clerk suddenly found himself standing in a courtroom and decided whether to go to heaven or go to hell. The Court Committee said he could give his opinion and asked him if he wanted to visit heaven or hell first.

"Of course," the programmer replied, "I know exactly what heaven is like. Let me look at Hell ." Then an angel took him to a sunny beach, and many beautiful women wearing bikinis played beach volleyball and listened to music. "Wow !" The programmer exclaimed, "Hell looks great! I'm going to hell !"

The programmer immediately finds himself being bitten by a group of moles and thrown into a hot oil pan. "What about the beach? What about music? What about beautiful women ?" Programmers scream at angels.

"What we just got isPrototype." The angel replied.

From: http://www.aqee.net/2010/10/02/joke-heaven-hell

 

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