Joke-three ghosts

Joke-three ghosts

One day, three ghosts met God while shopping! They said to God, they all died badly and hoped to bring them to heaven! God says helplessly that there are too many households in heaven. But now there is another place! Let's talk about it. Let's see who died the worst, and let it go to heaven! So the first ghost began to say ...... I was a cleaner during my lifetime. Hard work! From busy to late! One day, I was cleaning glass outside a building! It's the kind of dangerous work hanging from the outside! On the fifth floor! Suddenly, my feet slipped and fell down! I think it's over! Dying! But the survival instinct made me grasp it unconsciously! Fortunately, I grabbed a balcony railing on the 13th floor. I think it's saved! So I want to climb up after a long wait! Suddenly someone gave me a hand and I fell down again! I think, now I am done! However, I cannot decide what to do. There is a tent under me to catch me. I'm glad that my past life has certainly accumulated virtue! I want to wait for a long time. Who knows, a refrigerator fell down and killed me! The second ghost said ...... I was a clerk. Everything is fine. I have a wife, very beautiful. Great shape! But it is a bit of water-borne flowers. I have a mild heart disease. One day I forgot to take medicine at work. I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, my wife's hair was disorganized and his shirt was not neat. You must have a husband. So I looked for the whole house, the kitchen, and the toilet. On the balcony, I found two hands on the railing! So I gave him a hand. Thought, 13 floor! You cannot die! When I saw the results, I was not dead! Caught by the tent! I was in a hurry, so I went to the kitchen and found that the refrigerator was big enough. So I threw the refrigerator down. Finally killed him! I was so happy! Laugh. Who knows, the smile is so powerful! The third ghost said ...... I was a gangster before my life, but I did not do anything bad! One day, I went to a female friend's house! Just now, her husband suddenly returned! I have to find a place to hide it. So I also looked for the kitchen and toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand. How did her husband know that I was in the refrigerator? He dropped the refrigerator from the 13th floor! That's how I got connected to the refrigerator!