Jokes from programmers

Bicycle
One Program The clerk rode a very beautiful bicycle to the company, and another programmer saw him and asked, "Where did you get such a beautiful car ?"
The programmer who rode the bicycle said, "I just came over from there. A pretty girl rode in this car and parked in front of me. She took off all her clothes and said to me, 'You can do everything you want '".
Another programmer immediately said, "You have definitely made a right choice, because you don't have to wear the girl's clothes ".

Train
A young programmer and a project manager boarded a train in the mountains. They found that almost all the trains were filled with only two vacant seats, opposite the vacant room was a grandmother and a young and beautiful girl. The two sat down. Programmers and the girl look at each other in an ambiguous manner. At this time, the train entered the cave, and the carriage was dark. At this time, I heard only one kiss, and then I heard a loud slap. Soon the train went out of the cave and none of them spoke.
The grandmother muttered, "Why is this young guy so rude? But I'm glad my granddaughter slapped me ".
The project manager was thinking, "I didn't expect this programmer to be so bold and dare to kiss the girl. Unfortunately, the girl typed a wrong person and beat me ."
Pretty girl thought,"He kissed me very well. I hope my grandmother didn't hurt him ".
The programmer sat there with a smile. "Life is wonderful. I have several chances in my life to slap the project manager while kissing a pretty girl"

Qilu
A person driving a hot air balloon found him lost. He lowered the flight height and recognized a person on the ground. He continued to drop his height and shouted to the man, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am ?"
The following person said, "yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering in the air of 30 feet ".
The person on the hot air balloon said, "You must do technical work in the IT department ".
"That's right," said the person on the ground. "How do you know ?"
"Haha", the person on the hot air balloon said, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but it is useless ".
The people on the ground said, "You must be from the management layer ".
"That's right," said the person on the hot air balloon. "But how do you know ?"
"Haha", the man on the ground said, "You don't know where you are, and you don't know where you are going. You always want me to help you. You were in the original place when you met us, but now I am wrong ".

Warning
A young man smoked a cigarette at the door of an office building. A woman passed by and said to him, "Do you know this is harmful to your health? I mean, have you noticed the warning on the cigarette holder )?"
Said, "It's okay. I am a programmer ".
The woman said, "What is this ?"
The programmer said, "We never care about warning, but about error"