Jokes that programmers laugh at themselves

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• When the child is crying, he opens the vacuum while the child is crying, and then takes a picture of the child's back. After a while, the child falls asleep. The theoretical basis is that the child pays attention to two things at most, if three things need to be followed at the same time, he can only go to bed... Conclusion: All the children are single-core processors. Once multithreading occurs, they are automatically suspended. -- this is a programmer.
• Three years after graduating from college, several students chatted in class groups, all about technologies, Java, XML, and so on. Another employee started a factory at home and worked as a manager early in the morning. He was so upset that after a long period of time, he entered the following sentence: The company recruited a driver for business expansion and asked: 4 years of Java development experience! Suddenly the group is quiet...
• Programmer, well, 101011, a classmate is right.
• Write the Code a bit before writing it. Otherwise, some code may not have the opportunity to look back in this life (from a program ape ).
• C ++, C ++, and Java. net. net. js. js. html. html. Art. at last, when the artist went to mm on weekends, a group of dummies worked overtime there.
• Don't be pessimistic. Bill Gates is not a civil servant.
• ZZ is a girl today. I asked her what would you do if a project is urgent but programmers are unwilling to work overtime? Answer: "coquetry ".
• Programmers like to do challenging things.

ProgramSelf-mocking joke

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1. Zhuge Liang is a good programmer. Every tip is written to deal with different cases! However, excellent programmers cannot beat better bugs! Six go to pray, and seven go to the Central Plains. When the dead end, Zhuge Liang only broke the entire structure because of a wrong case-Trojan Horse!

2. One day, programmers suddenly found their salary to rise to the well! Everyone was very scared. They hung one by one and pulled their wages from the tree to the well. When they touched the salary, an old programmer suddenly shouted excitedly: Don't be stupid, the salary to be increased is well hung in the sky! (Smth)

3. programmers have three children named Ctrl, ALT, and delete. If they are not obedient, programmers just need to knock them at the same time...

4. Q: Which son of Kangxi is the most annoying to programmers. A: zookeeper. Because he is an eight brother (Bug)

5. A true portrayal of programmers in life, a game, a pack of cigarettes, a computer, and an afternoon. A box of noodles, a pot of water, a meal can be managed for a whole day. (SI Xi Shi Xin Mu Shan)

6. Before I went to college, I ran to the Library City at home to buy the legendary C ++ book. Then I saw a C # book, this ++ is quite artistic and overlapped, so I bought C ......

7. programmer's course: getting started with X language-> application practices of X language-> advanced programming of X language-> science and art of X language-> the beauty of programming-> the path to programming-> the Zen of programming-> cervical Spondylosis rehabilitation guide. (Skiyo)

8. A programmer has two troubles at most. The first thing is that someone else wants him to give it to himself.CodeWhat about the second document? It is someone else's program that does not leave a document.

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When the child is crying, he opens the vacuum while the child is crying, and then takes a picture of the child's back. After a while, the child falls asleep. The theoretical basis is that the child pays attention to two things at most, if three things need to be followed at the same time, he can only go to bed... Conclusion: All the children are single-core processors. Once multithreading occurs, they are automatically suspended. -- this is a programmer. Three years after graduating from college, several students chatted in class groups, all about technologies, Java, XML, and so on. Another employee started a factory at home and worked as a manager early in the morning. He was so upset that after a long period of time, he entered the following sentence: The company recruited a driver for business expansion and asked: 4 years of Java development experience! Suddenly the group is quiet... Programmer, well, 101011, a classmate is right. Write the Code a bit before writing it. Otherwise, some code may not have the opportunity to look back in this life (from a program ape ). C ++, C ++, and Java. net. net. js. js. html. html. Art. at last, when the artist went to mm on weekends, a group of dummies worked overtime there. Don't be pessimistic. Bill Gates is not a civil servant. ZZ is a girl today. I asked her what would you do if a project is urgent but programmers are unwilling to work overtime? Answer: "coquetry ". Programmers like to do challenging things.

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