Let the boss fainted on the spot two resume _ classic net Pick

The interviewer gave a resume to a man who had come to the job, so the man filled out the information-

Name: English or Chinese?
Age: This is a personal matter.
Height: Does this have anything to do with work?
Weight: Changes at any time, after meals are different.
Residence: That is a special place, the stage of my life.
Phone: Ericsson mobile phone.
E-mail: Only for beautiful and rich girls.
Work time: the shorter the better.
Job Title: Find a position that does not do anything but can be surrounded by beautiful women.
Education: Graduated from a university you can't find.
Language skills: Kan da shan is a speciality.
Interest: Sleep in the night.
Birthday: When初七because of the first month.
Experience: Game life.
Previous positions: Senior or Junior is an experience.
Married unmarried: I am looking for beautiful and rich girl, hope to find in your company.
Future expectations: Only the podium speech, and hope to retire as soon as possible.
Hope treatment: More than the actual amount of work on the line.

Then, as they looked at the resume of the second candidate, the manager who was eating vomited out and the chairman fainted on the spot.
Name: The parents take it.
Age: not too small!
Height: Very high.
Weight: Medium.
Place of residence: home.
Phone: On the body.
E-mail: My friend helped me apply for it.
Working hours: 8 hours.
Job Title: one.
Education: If you graduate, you have a high school degree.
Language skills: there is.
Interest: a lot.
Birthday: It's not here yet!
Experience: When I first came here, I fell a somersault!
Previous positions: In primary school when the pickets Oh!
Married unmarried: parents have married.
Future expectations: Find a good job again.
Hope the treatment: I hope everyone is very painful to me.