Marry programmers if you want to marry -- the money is too long to die

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I,

Programmer asked KOBE: "Why are you so successful? "
KOBE: "Do you know what La looks like at a.m? "
Programmer: "I know. I was writing code at that time. Why ?"
KOBE: "amount ......."

II,

Goddess: You can make everyone in this forum quarrel. I will leave with you tonight.
Programmer: PHP is the best language!
The Forum blew up and quarreling.
Goddess: Let's go. You can do whatever you want.
Programmer: I cannot do it today. I must convince them that PHP is the best language.

III,

I am a cool B programmer. I have been working overtime for almost all night. I am so sleepy that I cannot open my eyes. My female boss is very concerned and asks me if I want to stay up late. I'm not so angry to say, just stay up late, just let me have a sleep. The female boss said with a red face, and then sat beside me, as though very close to me, made me very nervous. Did she find a bug in my program?

IV,

Husband must contact programmers !!!!!!
The money is too much, so it's too early to die.

V,

The wife called the programmer's husband: "I bought a pound of Steamed Stuffed bun and brought it back after work. If I saw a watermelon seller, I would have bought one ."

That night, the programmer's husband carried a steamed stuffed bun into the house ......

My wife angrily said, "Why did you buy a steamed stuffed bun ?!"

The husband replied, "I saw the watermelon ."

VI,

VII,

Someone posted a post: "Everyone, Jr. I want to be a programmer. What should I pay attention ......"
A ape: "Let me tell you more when I get off work ......"

Then ...... No.

8,

I asked a programmer friend to borrow 1000 yuan. He said he 'd lend you 24 more.

IX,

Programmer A: "What do you want to eat when I eat shredded fish and shredded fish ?"
Programmer B: "kung pao chicken rice ."
Programmer A writes:
Shredded fish overlay 1
Kung Pao chicken diced rice 1
Programmer B: "I still want beef noodles !"
Programmer a correction menu:
Shredded fish overlay 1
// Kung pao chicken Ding rice 1
Beef noodle 1

10,

I am a programmer. One day I sat on the side of the road and drank water while checking for bugs. Then a beggar sat down on me and began to ask for food. I thought he was pitiful, I gave him a dollar and then went on to debug the program. He may be bored with his poor business. After a while, he said, there is a semicolon missing.

I was surprised to ask, "you know this too," said the beggar. "I used to do this ."

XI,

After a programmer retired, he decided to practice his calligraphy, so he paid a lot of money to buy four treasures of wenfang. One day, after dinner, suddenly Yaxing, some research ink paper, and a good sandalwood. Just for a moment, I wrote a line solemnly: Hello world!

12,

It is too hard. What should I do if I want to change my line ?" "Press enter ."

XIII,

Programmers do not like the eighth son of Qianlong because of the Eight-brother Bug.

14th,

While a female student was eating in the canteen, a programmer had come together and said, "Sorry, I can't talk to you. I haven't spoken to a girl for a month.

15th,

Two programmers are chatting: "I met a hot girl yesterday. I took her home and immediately started to kiss with hunger. She sat down on my keyboard and then ......" "Do you have a computer at home? What is the CPU model ?"

16th,

Programmer's course: getting started with X language-> application practices of X language-> advanced programming of X language-> science and art of X language-> the beauty of programming-> the path to programming-> the Zen of programming-> cervical Spondylosis rehabilitation guide.

(Organized from the Network)

Marry programmers if you want to marry -- the money is too long to die