[Marsz] program Ape Talk about why universities do not recommend jobs when doing program ape

This article is suitable for anyone who is interested in being a program ape, not just a college student who is about to enter the job market.

"It is time to graduate to find a job, a lot of friends call me to ask to let the children do the programmer." As an industry veteran, I don't think it generalize! To look at this problem dialectically, depending on the child's specific situation, specific problems and specific analysis. For example, if it is biological, try not to. ”

The above is a recent my previous program ape colleague a QQ said, meaning is obvious, do not recommend to do the program ape. Of course this has a taste of ridicule.

Why not recommend employment to be a program ape? To answer this question, let's look at some references first.

Baidu Encyclopedia tells us:
"Programmers are not the program apes in your eyes-the post-it era. The program Ape is a very special kind of animal that can develop and maintain the program. It is generally divided into programming apes and code apes, but the boundaries of both are not very clear and can be developed and maintained, especially in China, and most importantly, both are a very tragic existence.     ”。 More detailed description can Baidu Baidu encyclopedia "program Ape". There are many jokes, very interesting, although most of them are mainly ridicule. If it is a program ape peer saw, there should be some feelings.

Personally, not most people think that the process of the ape is not good, only to ridicule the way spit out the bitter.

But being a program ape does have a certain disadvantage.

Reason one, the procedure ape generally will work overtime.

Working overtime is a common thing in the ape world, especially in the game development program like me. As the Baidu Encyclopedia introduced:

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Program Ape's routine time

Every morning 08:00~11:30 into the workshop heap code.

Noon 11:30~13:00 Eat, yard time.

Afternoon 13:00~18:00 into the workshop heap code.

Most of the program apes continue to heap code after 18:00 until late at night.

Most of the program apes need to work overtime, often overtime, and white overtime.

The so-called life is endless, overtime is not only their motto.

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Although there is still a taste of ridicule, but it is true that many programs apes often work late, there is no overtime pay.

Reason two, procedure ape general lack girlfriend.

This should be better understood, the program apes are generally graduated from science and technology, science and technology, professional in the absence of women, coupled with the future of the procedure Ape General comparison, in the university naturally not so easy to catch to girlfriend. After entering the work, generally enter the research and development Department, the opportunity to contact women is even less. Have a girlfriend of people basically no chance to cheat, no girlfriend of people basically have to rely on people to get to the other half of their own (don't Tell me the art department or planning department should have a lot of female colleagues, at least my company is not a ... ）。 But in this industry, you can definitely reap a lot of good friends ...

Reason three, procedural apes generally do not pay attention to appearance.

Baidu Encyclopedia on the procedural ape dress is also introduced:

Dress Dress! Whether you're going to the lab, or going to a company building, or a small company, or a black workshop of your own business, whether it's a storm or a tornado in the wind and rain, a programmer with a B must care about his dress! Only reference suggestions are made here. Junior outfit: Shirt + jeans + casual shoes + black backpack. Intermediate Pack: T-shirt + loose shorts + slippers + black backpack. High-quality: vest + loose big flower underwear + herringbone drag + black backpack. ”

Although it is still in the tone of ridicule, but unfortunately this is true. Program Ape basically will not wear suits, but not with some art dress fashion. Program apes are often typical of the cock silk dress up. As for the reason? It may be because there is not enough time, it may be because there is no need to make yourself so good-looking (anyway, there is no chance to attract women), there may be a long time to face the computer and overtime to stay up, the body naturally produce some related phenomena (such as long pox ...). ）。

Reason four, the procedural ape most of the mind simple.

Please do not misunderstand my so-called "simple", my simple refers to, the program ape most of them do not engage in "sales promotion" and other industries such as talk, most straight to and not so many machines. Why? Because the surrounding circle decides that the ape doesn't have to do that. The ape industry is generally based on the true skills of real technology to speak, you have the strength you can get enough salary, enough status, enough respect. Conversely, even if you have the right to money, as long as you are a procedural ape, there is no real technology, you can not pack B. I think it's a fairly fair thing for a program ape.

There may be some reasons, such as "earn more and spend less than die early" and so on. But in fact I think most of the people who enter the industry, still like this profession. Although overtime work is more difficult, but wages and salaries are generally higher than other industries. Although can not exercise their eloquence, but as long as they have the technical strength, always get the corresponding return ... Anyway, I am actually quite like the program ape this profession, whether it is because of Bill Gates for the reason of falling in love with the industry, or to now work for many years, enthusiasm, instead of reducing, but good.

So, if someone asked me, in the end to do the program ape, I would say, come, do the program ape, you will not regret! (Of course, if it is my relatives or acquaintances, then you have to say, haha ...) ）。 Finally still leave my contact way,QQ569491198. Welcome to the harassment of needy friends.

[Marsz] program Ape Talk about why universities do not recommend jobs when doing program ape