Mr. Guo Degang's loyal audience + audience

I liked to listen to crosstalk from an early age. Before Mr. Guo became popular, he used to download all the crosstalk from a website. In my opinion, Mr. Guo Degang's crosstalk is very good, and he can make fun of me. This shows that Mr. Guo Degang loves his line and is funny at first.

 

After being framed by JB, Mr. Guo got a conclusion based on the information he could find on the Internet that Mr. Guo had no mistakes in the incident. He thought he was a noble man and a pure man, A person who is separated from low-level interests and is beneficial to the people.

 

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Guo Degang's apology for the beating incident to all walks of life

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I personally, Guo Degang, for a well-known reason, recently threw a bomb in the moukeng, which aroused public dung. I have known my mistakes through education from all walks of life. I have decided to apologize as follows:
　　
1. Who should apologize:

I was not present when the incident occurred. I beat my apprentice surnamed Li. He apologized. I thought there was nothing to do with me, but some people in the legal profession taught me that I was a hacker, a public figure, and more importantly, the incident happened to my house, so I can't take it off.
　　
I will understand this. Although my apprentice has reached 18, he has no responsibility for his father even if he has done something wrong, it is estimated that in China, the master is more responsible than his mother. Why are there any problems with students? So I should apologize.
　　
I also understand why the Governor has to be removed from the Shanxi coal mine because the coal boss is not a public figure! For the first time, the mayor was removed. For the second time, the county magistrate was removed. For the third time, the mayor was removed. for the fourth time, it was not necessary to withdraw to the governor! That is, I don't know where to withdraw the fifth or sixth time. Therefore, I am not a public apprentice. I am. Of course I should apologize. It is estimated that I will not be able to say it again next time. It is my turn to be a higher-level public figure. We must cherish this opportunity!
　　
I still understand this. No wonder the Japanese have killed so many people in Nanjing and scold them for being unconvinced. It is estimated that they think that Nanjing is China's geographic border. If something happens in China's geographic border, the Chinese people have half the responsibility! Of course, the Japanese should not apologize because I am not talking about it. I should apologize for it anyway.
　　
2. about who to apologize:

The reporter beat me one by one, but I was angry with the Group sentiment. I spoke to everyone who taught me. It seems that it is not enough to make an apology to the target civilian. Therefore, I solemnly declare that I am sorry to all sectors of society.
　　
3. Apologies:

The cause of the incident was the pile on the lawn at our door, but it was not my own. Another cause of the incident was that the TV station Reporter ran into our house with a camera, but I wanted to apologize. Another reason is that I did not do this. Therefore, I first decided that I should apologize, and thought about why I should apologize, and finally came to the conclusion, I had to apologize for the articles on my blog and the jokes I said during the performances. After thinking about it, I felt that the following points have annoyed people from all walks of life in blogs and paragraphs:
　　
4. Apologies for the "poor:

I said that a few poor people have organized the Industry Committee and have offended many poor people. I still don't understand this. Is it a good thing or a bad thing to be a "poor? If it's a good thing, I'm praising them. Don't apologize, do you? If it is a bad thing, I should say a few words to them! Why are so many people angry? So I come to the conclusion that in China, it is a mistake to say that the poor are not at all. So I am here to solemnly correct: Our Industry Committee members are not the poor, but the rich! I'm wrong! I really think I'm wrong! How much does it cost to buy a small set in Beijing? Can the poor live in the Villa area? Of course, I have to add one sentence: I am talking about ordinary commercial housing, excluding welfare rooms, affordable houses, special rooms, and so on, which are cheap and cheap, most of them are not poor people. I dare not misunderstand that the majority of national cadres are poor. If the cadres feel that this pre-statement is not enough, I apologize in advance!
　　
5. Apologize For "pushing:

I said that my apprentice surnamed Li and the reporter surnamed Zhou had "shirking", attracting many people to criticize me for avoiding the heavy lifting, saying "playing" is a fight, not "pushing ". This all blame me for my poor study at ordinary times. I only know that the national staff can "push", push people to death, and push people's houses to collapse, I do not know that ordinary people cannot "push ". After being criticized by everyone, I stepped up my study and carefully referred to the Authority statement issued by the State authority after something happened at the door of a certain organization in Hubei Province. Here, I solemnly corrected my statement: the apprentice surnamed Li acted rudely while pulling the reporter surnamed Zhou. Please note that all the "push" statements I mentioned previously are invalid and changed to "pull ". If someone still thinks this word is inaccurate, I can't help it. Because the person in Hubei already lives in the hospital, they still "pull" it, the reporter surnamed Zhou has never been there yet?
　　
6. Apologize For "rolling:

According to BTV, reporters surnamed Zhou and apprentice surnamed Li rolled down the stairs while pulling, And I was questioning this because I did not see any video containing such images. Now I understand that there are still some video recordings, but the relevant organizations may not be able to disclose them for various reasons. Just like the incident at the door of a certain unit in Hubei province, the incident has been around for more than a month. The relevant units have not published the video yet. The Unit is the relevant unit, and BTV is also the relevant unit. There is always a truth about the unit. So I am not waiting for the video, so I solemnly declare here: reporter Zhou, I thought you did not roll, but I was wrong, you rolled.
　　
7. Apologies for "vomiting:

Weekly reporter vomit video, this can have, and is a close-up. I was still skeptical, and now I cannot. Since the units concerned do not publish certain videos, they certainly do. Therefore, I solemnly declare that I thought you did not vomit, but now I believe you have vomited. Not only do you vomit, But I even vomit!
　　
8. Apologize For BTV "zookeeper:

I am talking about BTV livestream, which has aroused many criticism. I didn't quite understand criticism from the masses, because I didn't say anything casually. I have a reason: "If you do not say it, forget it. If you say something big, make a little money ." After I said these reasons, I came to the conclusion that BTV was born first. I have no culture, but I still understand this truth. That is, if you want to overturn my conclusions, you must first overturn my reasons. But now I understand that the reason is okay. The key is the conclusion. In addition to BTV, there are also various TVs in China (not listed as KTVs! These TVs are all like this! Station is like a brother! Not only TV, but also media! In the end, it's all done by a boss! It's not a cousin or a cousin. What should I do if BTV is "too busy? What about other media? It doesn't matter if you scold a dog, but isn't that a dog that has offended the world? Therefore, this conclusion cannot be obtained. Therefore, I would like to solemnly correct BTV: BTV, if it says no, never forget it. If it says big words, it makes little money. These are true, and I cannot say anything. However, please note that, even so, it is not always ready!

9. An apology for "a lady with a big mouth:

"Today, after I beat reporters as an apprentice, I went to Beijing TV as an editor-in-chief. A big lady gave me a private bid and asked my apprentice to see a doctor ." This is what I said, and the masses have opinions. I have been thinking about this for a long time. Why am I wrong? Finally, I understood that it was not the correct description of the editor. Therefore, I solemnly make a correction: After my apprentice beat a reporter that day, Beijing TV went to an editor, and a young lady gave up her mouth and asked her to see a doctor. As mentioned earlier, all the words of this editor are "big" and "Big Mouth", and are changed to "small mouth" and "Mouth" in a unified manner. If you still feel wrong, please tell me what is wrong and I will change it.
　　
10. Apologize For "cannot reason with the Chinese:

When I said this, an angry public asked me: Who are you from? This sentence reminds me of my dream. We are Chinese. How can we leave this Chinese truth alone! Looking at the first nine items, isn't that all about China? Here, I solemnly correct the sentence as: I cannot tell Chinese people foreign truth. Note: The foreign truth is what everyone else talks about except the Chinese.
　　
11. Apologize For "vulgar and vulgar"

A TV is better than BTV, so I am criticized. This is really shocking. It is worth learning and understanding! But after understanding it, I feel a little incomprehension. What does "vulgar" mean? It is common, and vulgar is as vulgar as ordinary people. What about "vulgar? Low, that is, it is inferior to the average person. What about "kitsch? The word "Mei" is not an adjective, but a verb. That is to say, the cool people are good, but they cater to the common people. I know that I have a problem, but I don't know how I can be as good as the average person at the same time. For example, I know that I am fat, but how can I be as fat as the average person at the same time? I think the TV team is better than that in KTV? How come I have such a difficult question? Later I figured out that the mistake was not TV, but me. It's not what people say wrong, it's what I say wrong. TV is a TV with so many people, so we don't criticize things that place so many people in the house, and we don't even care about how many hundred millions of things I burned with a fire. I specifically criticized me, do I have to pay attention to the criticism of others in a few projects? It is definitely not enough. It is only a starting price! If I don't have enough approval, I can approve others! If I don't recognize them, I have to join Xiao Shenyang and Zhou Libo, and they are a bunch of common folks? I have to recognize this. Even if a person cannot be separated, there are still wives and children! Here I solemnly admit: I am vulgar; my son was born from me, so he is not as vulgar as I am; my wife is married to me, this is cool!
　　
12. Apologies for "the reporter is not as good as a female supporter:

I almost forgot. This sentence is the most irritating to public dung. Of course, some angry people did not pay attention to what I said. Here I solemnly declare that my original saying is "Sometimes, reporters are really inferior to female support ". I am wrong about this. The special correction is as follows: Sometimes a reporter is really a female!

 

 

 

Appendix: List of items used by the director of fraud temple and organ donation form