My wife's troubles after pregnancy!

With the help of Durex, Dulux, Jasper, and Ting, my wife was finally pregnant. From then on, there was a war in the house ......

About milk powder for children
My mom insisted on letting the children eat Sanlu, saying that a month could save a lot of money for diapers, but my wife insisted that the children could get married when they were 6.7 years old, at that time, we could hold on to our grandson early, and finally agreed that it was a boy who drank three deer and a girl who drank the holy dollar. If it was a neutral child, the boy would eat three deer, two or four, and six, the boy would eat the holy dollar, go to the hospital on Sunday ......

Anti-trafficking in children after birth
I insist on slogming on the back of my child. Of course I am not loyal to the country, but made by. My wife insisted on installing GPS on the child, and finally agreed to accompany the child with a police dog, when we get together, someone makes a chat, and some people hold the child and scream twice. Some people hold the child and leave. They just bit their ass and don't put it ....

Questions about children going to kindergarten
My father insisted that I want my children to go to Chengdong kindergarten. My father-in-law did not agree, saying that the walls of Chengdong kindergarten are too short and there is no wire mesh. Look at the platform, what are sniper's, unsafe, or go to chengxi kindergarten, my dad said that chengxi kindergarten was too close to the kitchen knife shop, and it was too far away from the emergency center, not safe. Finally, he agreed that the child would be locked in the cage to read the book after the age of 4, when it comes to being able to defend against kitchen knives and other blunt weapons ......

Questions about children's Interest Cultivation
I insisted on letting my child learn a technology. I bought him a set of "learn photography with Uncle Guan Xi". My mother-in-law does not agree, to learn photography, I have to find some girls who don't like to wear clothes for him. It's better to show him a cartoon and tell him to buy a set of "Fengjie cute cartoon Collection, aren't you sure you want to scare your child? Finally, you agree that if you are a boy, you will learn to sing with Uncle Zeng Xiaoke. Then the girl will learn to make up with Aunt Guo jingming ......

Questions about children born there
My mother insisted that the children should be born in China. My mother-in-law didn't agree, saying that doctors in China are not safe, and they like to sew the anus, cut the large intestine, and tie the small intestine or something, when the time comes, the children will be born, the surgical knife, the surgical platform or something will be left in their stomachs, or they will be born abroad, and they will be born abroad. How good do you think Americans can speak English, my dad said that he could not go to a foreign country, but he could not become a foreigner when he was born. He gave birth to a doctor at home, and we had a kitchen knife, pliers, forks, scissors or anything, after a series of heated debates, we agreed to take a rocket to the Pandora planet outside the Milky Way ......

Signals from distant outer space:
Hello, this is Pandora planet. I am Avatar. Your wife successfully gave birth to a boy weighing more than 300 catties with Chinese characteristics. When she was born, she said, "Thank you for your country. I am in harmony, i'm proud to know that there are too many people on Pandora planet, and people on the planet have changed to doctors. Due to lack of labor, your son will always be here ......

My wife and I smiled happily.
There are no more annoying things. When we drive a Toyota car on our way home, we all cried at this time, not thinking about children, but having a long downhill in front ......